anonymous said:

Are you the SAT? Because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think, "‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this."

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anonymous said:

I know this may be a bit of a sad life question, but Q, how does one(do u) make friends? I've only got 2 and I'm on college and want, need, more.

Step 1: Get a new wardrobe.

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Step 2: Perfect the new look.

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Step 3: Find your new target friends.

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Step 4: Approach with caution and open up with a great line. 

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Step 5: Agree with everything they say/ask/do.

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Step 6: If they offer you drugs, accept it. 

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Step 7: Realize that you’re actually better off without being popular.

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anonymous said:

you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars

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anonymous said:

I noticed you're a big fan of Wolverine, but how do you feel about the choice of casting him in the new X-Men: Days of Future Past, which Kitty Pryde was suppose to be the main protagonist in that story line...?

Three words: Fox is terrible. 

anonymous said:

Hey, why you gotta blog GoT spoilers for stuff that hasn't happened yet in the show?

This is why:

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Also, don’t go on any social media sites when you haven’t watched a show that EVERYONE watches. 

anonymous said:

What was the most inappropriate moment you ever found funny?

Off the top of my head:

I went to a Catholic school growing up and for some reason I’d always have the giggles whenever I’d be at school mass. And when I have the giggles, I can’t stop. I’d be laughing about nothing…kinda like how I am right now at work…

I’ll think of weird old inside jokes between my friends and I that we have forgotten about and then I’ll laugh about them while in mass and I’d tell everyone and get in trouble. Good times. 

anonymous said:

Does it bother you to know kids today wont grow up knowing movie classics such as wild wild west and shanghai noon ?

It bothers me that a lot of people don’t know the origin of Hollywood and how it was basically nothing back in the days and now it is everything. I took a course about it a few semesters ago. Best class ever!

anonymous said:

You're on a deserted island and find a box. What's in the box?

ummmmmmmm……a note that says there are more boxes buried around the island. it also says that some of the stuff in the boxes are helpful and some not. there’s a checklist of 100 boxes i need to find. the note ends with a hint to find the first box. 

the first box would contain bones. human? chicken? i dont know. but wait, there’s another note! this note tells me, in riddle, that there’s another box located at (hint). i think and think and think. then i go find it. inside the giant box, i find a bad ass tent and fresh water. and a note to find the next box. 

and so forth. 

i find box 100 when i’m 84 years old. at this point, i’m sick of this damn island but i’m so damn excited that i found 100… 60 years later. i spend a good hour trying to open the box with my flabby old person skin. i get tired so i fall asleep. next morning, i try again. i failed. then i remembered that in box 29 was a robot that opened boxes. his name was boxer. so i go to boxer and ask him to open the box. he doesn’t respond. i turn up the hearing aid i got in box 68. and then i realized that i forgot to upgrade him with the solar panel kit i got in box 15. i go back to box 100. i sit beside it thinking “how can i open this box?”. and then it hit me! physically. it was mojoju, the helper clone monkey i got in box 54! so mojoju opens it for me and i look in the box but there was nothing. darkness there and nothing more. there was a draft breeze and mojoju ran away shrieking in his deep human voice. the box started shaking. then all of a sudden the box goes swooosh! and zaps me in! i am now in the box. FOREVERMORE! 

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