the signs as Breaking Bad quotes
  • Aries:Yeah, Mr. White's gay for me. Everybody knows that.
  • Taurus:My God, that is the best coffee I've ever tasted. Why the hell are we making meth?
  • Gemini:I'm pissed off. Because you're being... You're— You're a pussy.
  • Cancer:Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. "Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna cook crystal?" Please.
  • Leo:Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute 'plans' in my book.
  • Virgo:I said, "fuck you." And your eyebrows!
  • Libra:This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed. Bitch.
  • Scorpio:Nothing personal, Walt, but you wouldn't know a criminal if he was close enough to check you for a hernia.
  • Sagittarius:God, you are killing me with that booty.
  • Capricorn:Shut up. Will you shut up? Shut the hell up. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UUUP! SHUT UUUUUP!
  • Aquarius:Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry.
  • Pisces:Yo, yo, yo, 1, 4, 8, 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ. What up, beyotch? Leave it at the tone.
  • most girls:hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog
  • me:bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

On his final day of shooting, Paul couldn’t keep his emotions in check. “They said wrap, and I knew I’d never play Jesse again,” he says.

“I tried to give speeches, but when I turned and looked at Bryan, I lost it,” he says. “I would be nowhere without him. That man will never know how much he did for me.”