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He was not afraid to die, 
Oh brave Sir Robin. 
He was not at all afraid 
To be killed in nasty ways. 
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. 

He was not in the least bit scared 
To be mashed into a pulp. 
Or to have his eyes gouged out, 
And his elbows broken. 
To have his kneecaps split 
And his body burned away, 
And his limbs all hacked and mangled 
Brave Sir Robin. 

His head smashed in 
And his heart cut out 
And his liver removed 
And his bowls unplugged 
And his nostrils raped 
And his bottom burnt off 
And his pen– 

That’s enough music for now lads…

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Brave Sir Robin

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen–


Brave Sir Robin ran away.
(“No!”)
Bravely ran away away.
(“I didn’t!”)
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(“I never!”)
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
(“You’re lying!”)
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

—  Monty Python - The Holy Grail
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Brave Sir Robin

Brave Sir Robin...
  • Minstrel:[singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
  • Sir Robin:*No!*
  • Minstrel:[singing] bravely ran away away...
  • Sir Robin:*I didn't!*
  • Minstrel:[singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
  • Sir Robin:*I never did!*
  • Minstrel:[singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
  • Sir Robin:*Oh, you liars!*
  • Minstrel:[singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.


Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
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And his pen— (made to stop by Robin)


[Minstrel’s song #2]

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.