anonymous asked:

tag update + size kink? thanks so much (:

Deputy Wolf and the Virgin Brat by Grekchstervus (complete | 5,533 | Rated E)

Deputy Derek Hale is an over-worked, horny werewolf. Stiles is bratty virgin who doesn’t want to be. Sheriff Stilinski leaves in the middle of dinner. Sex ensues in the dining room. Men are disgusting. Fortunately these two get off on it.

Adopting a hybrid - sterek addition - by LucifersHitman (complete | 2,002 | Rated E)

PROMPT: . Your Destiel fic ’ adopting a hybrid ’ have you considered writing a Sterek version? Like Derek adopting little fix hybrid Stiles and Stiles riding the fuck out of him in panties at night because I would really really like that ….

A wonderful accident… by sterek_hobrien  (complete | 3,153 | Rated E)

Stiles didn’t mean to see Derek naked.

Big-Dick Derek Hale* by maliwanhellfire (complete | 2,441 | Rated E) *derek/paige

“Stop looking at my dick!” Derek hissed.

Stiles shook his head slightly, pupils large and dark.

“How do you even walk with that?” Scott asked wonderingly.

“Oh my god,” Derek said.

“Praise be,” Stiles replied.

The Best Things Come To Those Who Wait by RustedHeart (complete | 2,637 | Rated E)

The boys get into a bet about penis size and Derek puts on a show for everyone to see but especially for Stiles.

It’s just gay porn.

i don’t believe in fairy tales (but i believe in you and me) by callunavulgari (complete | 3,411 | Rated E)

Derek scrolls to the next picture. Stops. Blinks.

For a moment, they just freeze. He can see Stiles’ hand hesitating just next to his out of the corner of his eye, stopped mid-air, like he was reaching to take the phone back. Stiles’ heart is loud — so fucking loud — in the quiet of the loft, drowning out Derek’s own heartbeat and the many varied sounds coming in through the cracked window.

“So,” Stiles says, voice wobbly and pitched high in what’s probably mortification. “That’s my penis.”

Are we going to ignore the fact that Toshiro didn’t even waste his fucking time to use his zanpakuto he was just like, “Ur a bratty human child” and then pushed him. Toshiro u have to play nice with the other kids.

The subway ride to the animal shelter was fairly quiet. Yosuke occupied a seat and refused to yield it for the bratty children that came on board, because he had just been made to carry 15 kilograms of stuff in his arms for six city blocks for no pay and was now being marched across the city to pick up a furry animal he had no interest in but would be obligated to share his space with for who-knows-how-long. The children, on the other hand, were still full of the energy and optimism of youth. They could stand.

writing yosuke is a lot of fun

Name: Dandy Mott
Age: 20’s or 30’s
Status: He is an OPEN character

» What He Does «

Spoiled Man-child

» Personality Traits «

+ Charming, Polite, Proper

- Sadistic, Spoiled, Bratty

» Personality «

Dandy is physically beautiful, however this is not reflected by his personality. After having every whim given to him by his mother Dandy has developed a spoilt personality, if a want of his cannot be met or achieved such as joining the freakshow Dandy tends to source outlets to frustrate his anger such as harming animals, even people (Bonnie and Corey) as well self harming. He does possess a child like manner even at his adult age—he likes to play with children’s toys, dress up, and has grown a fascination with clowns (Twisty in particular). He has no aspirations to fall in love and start a family as he finds the women presented to him as “cows” and babies are “boring”, which Dandy tends to hate the most (boredom) and easily falls into as he is ever impatient. 

» Biography «

Dandy Mott is the son of Gloria Mott. Though physically beautiful, Dandy finds himself more in common with the performers of Elsa Mars's freak show and aspires to join the troupe. After being denied, his mother hires a twisted clown for his amusement, and he becomes the serial killer’s protegé.

Dandy is Gloria’s only child, and was spoiled throughout his life. He lives in a mansion with his mother and their maid, Dora. While Gloria gave him everything he wanted, she raised him the way her own parents raised her, and thus became an absent mother who was never there when he needed her most.


theshewolfinwinterfell asked arya/gendry or jon/ygritte

They were her pack, her friends, the only living friends that remained to her […] I won’t let them take us, she vowed silently, reaching back over her shoulder to touch the hilt of the sword that Gendry had stolen for her. I won’t.

“She’s my sister” Gendry put a heavy hand on the old man’s shoulder, and squeezed. “Leave her be”.

I’ll dress you all in yellow silk, and on your head a crown. For you shall be my lady love, and I shall be your lord. I’ll always keep you warm and safe, and guard you with my sword.

There was no use trying to convince the Bull of anything. Still, he was the only true friend she had.

- They’re a family. I’ve never had a family.
-  I can be your family!

You wouldn’t be my family. You’d be m’lady.


Please open them in a new tab! They’re tiny in the viewer :’D

A short, silly, nearly entirely bloodless Night Vale comic for my Environments class. :’3 Kids, don’t ink with nibs. It will fuck your life up, because you will be old by the time you finish. This has been a PSA
I usually draw Cecil without irises, but since my professor isn’t familiar with Night Vale I thought I’d keep it deceptively normal for the project.

See if you can spot all the little Night Vale references in the first panel! :3 And see if you find the blood that makes this only “nearly” entirely bloodless (hint: second panel). Also, it’s difficult to see but Carlos is wearing pyjama bottoms with Erlenmeyer flasks printed on them.


Anonymous said: What do you guys think about your kids?


DD: Aradia’s a good kid, real smart.
HB: He needs t’ stick up more for himself (an’ talk t’ girls more) but Tavros ain’t a bad kid. ‘Wonder why he likes fairies so damn much though…
CD: Ooh, Sollux is so great!! He’s real smart, and he’s great with computers!! And he pushes me on the swings at the park!!
SS: Karkat I guess ain’t so bad… when he’s not bein’ a PISSY LITTLE SHIT.

((Mun Note: I’d like to apologize for taking a while on this ask, this is my first time seriously drawing the troll kids/stabdad kids so it took me a while to get everyone down. I hope that they look alright! 

We’ve also reached nearly 170 followers on this blog!  Thank you so much for following us and favoriting and reblogging our posts, and thank you for all the great asks we’ve gotten so far!))


Your DAD sees right through your costume! You don’t know what you were even thinking with this foolish ruse!!!

Dad | John
Photography by xtynn & bluehelado