this is out of left field and I LOVE IT!
Brian’s smirk was just as evil as it always was when he caught Justin doing something he wasn’t supposed to do. Just was curled around a magazine on the couch doing unspeakable things to himself; it wasn’t until Brian got a little closer that he realized it wasn’t just a magazine it was the latest issue of Rage.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Brain said, surprising Justin into trying to scramble off the couch -Brian pinned him by straddling his hips and grinding rough denim against Justin’s bare thighs. "You’re jerking off to a cartoon version of me? I’m flattered."