Step 1: Turn up collar
Step 2: Obtain bow tie
Step 3: Make one end slightly shorter than the other
Step 4: Tuck longer end over shorter end and up through loop
Step 5: Shape shorter end in the shape of a bow tie, er… shape
Step 6: Then you just loop over…
Step 7: And you erm…
Step 8: just…
Step 9: no
Step 10: Hold on, I’ve got just the thing.
Step 11: There we go, piece of–
Step 12: Blue?
Step 13: Wrong setting, sorry.
Step 14: Dashing! Now turn your collar back down.
Step 15: Add a fancy coat
Step 16: You are now ready to save the world(s)!