How to Tie a Bow Tie

Step 1: Turn up collar


Step 2: Obtain bow tie


Step 3: Make one end slightly shorter than the other


Step 4: Tuck longer end over shorter end and up through loop


Step 5:  Shape shorter end in the shape of a bow tie, er… shape


Step 6:  Then you just loop over…


Step 7: And you erm…


Step 8: just…


Step 9: no


Step 10: Hold on, I’ve got just the thing.


Step 11: There we go, piece of–


Step 12:  Blue?


Step 13:  Wrong setting, sorry.


Step 14:  Dashing!  Now turn your collar back down.


Step 15:  Add a fancy coat


Step 16:  You are now ready to save the world(s)!