someone normal but different enough that you can tell. funny, strange, filled with righteous anger and willing to perform it. threatening, but not too threatening. someone who will autocharacterize with only the slightest encouragement. spectacular in her unpredictability, grotesque and revelling. a marginal subject, an icon, an Internet Celebrity. way better than any, big-titted, big-dicked fantasy because sometimes, she’ll deign to grace you with attention. if you want, you can imagine what it’d be like to fuck her. or maybe, not without some shame, about what it’d be like for her to fuck you. above all: yielding, useful, yours.