borgle

The story of Borgle

It is the most classic story of me and Kiichii ever, it dates back to…I don’t know, around 7th grade or something 

I was having a sleepover with her one night and I had woken up before her for once, I was just laying there beside her staring at the ceiling to wake up, sort of waiting for her and she started making these noises so I thought she was waking up but she was actually sleep talking 

and they died down after a while but then all of the sudden she rolls over (and slaps me with her arm, but I digress,) and she goes “Mmmmmborgle” and other sounds like that 

so I try to wake her up and she waves me away and sits up to get her water bottle and I laugh (thinking she’s awake still) and say something about the thing she just said and she more or less turns to me and goes “Did you just call me a borgle?" 

and I try to say something but she flops back down next to me and pulls the blanket over her head and goes back to sleep

and then later when she woke up I told her about how she was sleeptalking or half-awake talking to me and she didn’t remember any of it but laughed really hard about it and since then that was our word. It was a word that we fit anywhere in a sentence to replace any word pretty much. 

And there you have it. That was the best instance of sleep-talking I’ve ever experienced.  

star trek

AAAAAAAAAAAGH i’m near the end of the ep I, BORG ,and omg

IM CRYING OVER ROBOTS AGAIN hELP help, why

DR CRUSHER IS MY FAVE fighting for the rights of a prisoner of war, what a babe

aaaaah, oh Geordie you precious thing, i swear you could make friends with a DOORKNOB you precious cinnamon bun, you sweetie pie. GUINAN, Guinan being Wrong for once in all her wisdom, Guinan having to face her anger and preconceptions, oh poor Guinan. PICAAARD, Picard having to face his torturer, having to go and stare his trauma in the face. I CANT HANDLE THIS EPISODE

GEORDIE IS A FRIEND

HELP

I CANT HANDLE IT

precious borgling baby oh no 


((lets tag @alternatez martinguerre and mzminola as you guys share my RobotFeels))

G E O R D I E

i love him

have you noticed that Geordie makes friends with robot-people faster than anyone else on the ship? what a cutie. Data and the Borgling and the holodeck girl and HE BANTERS WIT H THE COMPUTER SYSTEM OKAY? HE TALKS TO IT LIKE IT’S A PERSON, he laughs like it told  ajoke i CANT HANDLE IT so perf