anonymous asked:

What do you think his dick thinking in those tight pants

“I am a peniiiiiiis, I am a peniiiiis!”

“Damn, I look good behind the walls of these jeans.”

“FYI, my boss knows that the only way to keep this big d somewhat confined is to wear skinny jeans, and I respect his decision. We’re cool, it’s all cool.” 

“Yeah, that’s right, look all you want, bitches. CHECK ME OUT!”

“I know, can’t take your eyes off of me, can you?” 

“Size matters in my opinion…”

“I love the compliments.”

“I love my boss too. He’s very respectful. And he makes me feel special and loved. Like a dick should.” 

“Time for a selfie.”

“Baby, we’re fireproooooof…”