boozing-it-up

anonymous asked:

dave were you the one who replaced your mom's booze with aj? fess up bro

TG: better prankster than John any day

TG: keep it quiet though

  • me in 70 years time:my one regret is that i was so disgustingly out of shape at the age of 21 that i needed to hide to catch my breath and fix my hair and missed my window of opportunity to talk to chris buck and get him to sign my frozen and tarzan blu rays and potentially ask him some questions about the production of Frozen that i've had since it was first released
For real dude, I don’t wanna grow up.
—  white woman, in Boulder

After watching that travesty of a Star Trek movie… I decided to feel better by having a few friends over and getting drunk on Sex in the TARDIS (my version, because the version floating around the internets already was just kinda weird to me, I felt like it needed to riff more closely of Sex on the Beach and be blue, instead of in the Slippery/Buttery/Dirty Nipple family). 

So, because it’s a really fucking delicious drink (and you won’t be able to walk after if you make it as strong as I do, kinda like the real thing ;) ), here’s my recipe: 

Sex in the TARDIS

  • 1 part vodka 
  • 2 parts 99 Bananas
  • 2 parts Blue Curacao
  • your preferred volume of lemon-lime soda

This may seem over dramatic or childish or anything else people might say but life is a little less beautiful without Castiel. I just really am getting more and more upset the more I see Castiel on my dash and think how they’ve treated and will treat him. He deserves so much better. I’m going to curl up with some fanfiction and get drunk that might make me feel better.