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Just a sample of Graham Norton’s Eurovision comments

“the song means ‘Don’t Forget’, but I think we will” - France

“you can tell how excited they were.. Skateboarding, in the rain, in a park.. ‘Thanks a bunch.. Dankeschön..’” - Estonia’s Postcard

“that was worse than i remember, I would have warned you, in rehearsals it wasn’t that bad..” - Armenia

“but luckily.. no let’s go with luckily, she survived” - Lithuania’s Postcard

“he says he did something awful, it may be this song” - Norway

“Australians can vote for Electro Velvet, so if you any relatives over there give them a nudge, we’re not above begging..” - Australia

“They drew the short straw, how grim does this look?” - Austria’s Postcard 

“he’s had a career spanning 2 decades, maybe 3, probably 4..” - Montenegro

“apparently theres a real shortage of Botox in Montenegro, I dont know why” - Montenegro

“so they just said ‘you do it’, and now look at her, skiing in a wind tunnel” - Germany

“its Sia-lite” / “this is one of the worst song titles tonight” / “She’s dressed like a novelty toilet brush to be honest.” - Latvia

“so the suitcases represent that, or they don’t trust security in the dressing rooms” - Romania

Yep, she went with her nickname ‘Boggie’, she could’ve chose anything, Trixie Bell, Flu Flu.. But no, ‘Boggie’.. - Hungary

“You still there? Its over..” - End of Hungary’s performance

“the outfit tonight does contain some roadkill.. Song 23, did they die in vain?” - Georgia

“largest floating stage in the world, so many people vying for that title..” / “you’ll be distracted by the.. oh lets call them dancers.. surely its choreographed” - Azerbaijan

“don’t put the kettle on during this, it is tempting” / “..she won the voice, and now look, she driving a snowplough, dreams can come true” / “okay its 3 minutes you’ll never get back, but think of it this way, you’ll never have to hear it AGAIN.”- Albania

“there’s going to be a recap now, you know the drill”

“’He’s getting beer to numb the pain’. That’s the way”

“Watching this was your first date and your still together?”

“40 countries are voting tonight. Yup.. 40, countries…”

“It’s not killing much time, is it?”

“time for another awkward chat, this time in Italian”

“’we would like to listen to a little bit of your song’ yes, a little.”

“he’ll probably be old enough to enter by time the voting’s finished”

“this is where we feign interest..”

“she thinks we remember her entering with a song called ‘Marry Me’, we don’t.”

“now give us the 8, 8, say it, 8″

“no fountain, just smog… it really makes you want to go”

“I hope so, it will keep me interested and awake”

“’I want to be there, but well’.. that restraining order..”

“children’s entertainer much?”

“Star Trek the musical, hello”

“to be honest I’ve forgotten they were in it”

“obviously dress down Saturday in Denmark”

“its like a bit of shed has came off and hit her in the neck”

“there’s a country doing much better than it should”

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I KNOW BOGGIE??
SHE DID THIS
ANYONE REMEMBER THIS?!?!?
ITS FUCKING GREAT