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SUUPER PROTEIN GREEN SMOOOOOTHIE! 💚💚💚 Hopping on this #smoothiebowl train led by @thecavery 😘🙋🚂🍵🏃
Also perfect for #FridayFruitDay 😍🍓🍌
This is one of the #simplegreensmoothies I prepped last night! Includes: 1C each of loosely packed arugula🌿 & spinach🍃, 1/2C chopped watermelon🍉, 1/4 pear🍐, 1/2 kiwi, 1/4 banana🍌, 1/4 lemon squeezed🍋,& ~2/3C each of green tea & EGG WHITES 😱🍳🍳 WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME TO ADD EGGIES BEFORE?!? #Blondemoment when I finally thought of it 😅 Conquered @simplegreensmoothies’ protein challenge 😝 Adding a ton of egg whites to my smoothies from now on! HEHEHE 😌
Topped with chia seeds, almonds, & more #FRUIT 😍 #eatclean #nofilter ☀

I’m just ashamed this woman gets paid a teachers salary…. What the fuck is wrong with the world? Do you remember when teachers, professors, etc were actually smart? HA. Times have changed for sure. I’d rather educate myself with a brick to the face because I’ve just become dumber having read such stupidity. “Don’t obsess me, douch.” I do believe the word you’re going for was “assess.” You are welcome.

That Blonde Moment
  • There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.
  • The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.
  • The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
  • Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
  • The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
  • The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"
  • The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.