(Dallas Morning News) Most scientists believe Darwin got it right: Single-celled creatures evolved into complex ones, a process of natural selection and genetic adaptation that over eons turned a primordial swamp into shape-shifting cells, into ape-like primates, into people.
His theory is taught in virtually every science classroom in the world. It is used to demystify the complexity of life, translate the language of DNA, and make sense of geology, biology and paleontology.
Scientists call evolution a unifying theory, a weight-bearing wall that frames our understanding of the natural world.
But at the Institute for Creation Research in northwest Dallas, a group of nine Ph.D.s from places like Harvard and Los Alamos National Laboratory say all that molecules-to-man stuff is nonsense. And they’re out to prove it.
This isn’t just the “intelligent design” hokum, this is the hardcore “the Bible is literally true and the Earth is just 6,000 years old” kind of creationism. The pure, undiluted, top-shelf crazy.
Here’s my favorite part:
“The rationale behind it is this: If God really does exist, he shouldn’t be lying to us,” he said. “And if he’s lying to us right off the bat in the book of Genesis, we’ve got some real problems.”
Yeah, if their research is conducted honestly, I see a real crisis of faith coming on. Needless to say, I don’t think these guys are in any danger of having to bear the burden that comes with a Nobel Prize.