Okay so here’s the official setup for the MMM au, now that I’ve had time to poke at it.
The setting is an apartment building with four apartments to a floor; all of our main cast lives on the top floor and anyone else in the cast is pulled in through one of those twelve people (three to an apartment).
The first apartment is occupied by Church, Tucker, and Caboose.
Church is a cranky, disgruntled ghost who died in the apartment and has been haunting it since then. The quickest way to sum up how blase everyone is accepted in this world is that the landlord will only lease two people to that apartment because Church is permanently occupying one of the rooms. The one that he died in.
Tucker is a vampire who was very recently Turned and is trying to get back on his feet. Tucker’s hobbies including parties, girls, video games, and not bursting into flames just because the sun touches him. He was reluctant to move into an apartment that was haunted because he’s seen this movie, okay, but he didn’t have a lot of options so.
Caboose is a very excitable werewolf puppy who just moved to Earth from the moon colony for college and has never lived in the big city before. Everything is very exciting for him because it’s all brand new experiences. He makes Tucker and Church wish that they’d screened their roommates but now they’re stuck with him.
Across the hall are Sarge, Grif, and Simmons.
Sarge is a monster hunter by birthright and a mad scientist by trade. He mainly focuses on robots for his science, and his creations include Simmons, who lives with him, and Lopez, who doesn’t. Even though he’s surrounded by monsters and supposedly makes attempts to kill them, he never manages to succeed and is often happy to work with them if needs be.
Grif is a fairy, though he’s the laziest fairy ever and almost never bothers doing any actual fairy stuff. After an accident that left much of his body damaged, Sarge replaced his dead tissue with donor organs from Simmons, who probably did it willingly. He lost a lot of his fairy powers in the process because there were no replacements for those organs.
Simmons is a cyborg, after he probably voluntarily gave up his organs to save Grif’s life following an accident. Simmons has a lot of cool abilities after becoming a cyborg, but the only one he ever seems to use is his Grif tracker and the super strength in his robot arm (and that only to move the couch when he’s cleaning). Grif says he’s the most boring cyborg ever.
Next door to them are Donut, Lopez, and Doc.
Donut is a necromancer in training. He’s only been studying necromancy for a few years now, but already he’s successfully revived a tank full of sea monkeys (maybe) and Caboose’s pet rock (his name is Freckles and he is a very well behaved rock who almost never tries to kill anyone). Don’t talk to Donut about zombie movies, he’ll just bore you with academic stuff.
Lopez is Sarge’s most successful robotic creation. He moved out of Sarge’s apartment because he wanted to assert his independence, but was forced to get a place in the building because it turns out there are no engineers able to work with Sarge’s wiring. He claims to hate his roomies, but actually he has a crush on Donut (shh don’t tell).
Doc is a succubus who flunked out of medical school and is currently trying to get certified as a paramedic, because people are a lot less picky about a paramedic losing a patient than a doctor. He is also unfortunately host to a demon named O’Malley, because he agreed to some sketchy stuff in order to get into med school in the first place.
Across the hall from them (and right beside the Blues) are Wash, Carolina, and Sister.
Kai is a fairy, like Grif, but unlike Grif, she uses her fairy abilities constantly, usually to get laid or score drugs. Drugs affect fairies differently so she’s always chasing that perfect high. She also spends a lot of time partying, but fortunately rarely holds her own parties at the apartment because she’s convinced her roomies will call the cops on her (they probably would).
Carolina is a witch, in a coven with two other witches (CT and South). She’s also a medium, which means she has the ability to interact with ghosts on their own plane. She moved into the apartment to be closer to the ghost of her dead brother. She spends a lot of time obsessing about being the best, to the point that her roomies often have to force her to sleep.
Wash is an ordinary dude, and spends ninety percent of his time exasperated over the world he’s found himself living in. He also can’t understand how he’s the weirdo in his building because he has yet to grasp the concept of relativity. Also, he’s not a cop. Seriously Kai stop calling him a cop. He’s a hairdresser. Why is this a hard concept.