Deleted scenes from The Avengers script #115
  • Tony:All right, everybody - Happy Thanksgiving.
  • All:Happy Thanksgiving!
  • Tony:Now let's all go around the room and we'll each say what we're thankful for. I'll go first. *I* am thankful for you, Pepper—
  • Pepper:I'm thankful for you, too.
  • Tony:—And this Master of Malt, 105yr.
  • Thor:I AM ALSO THANKFUL FOR THE MALT MASTER. AND...THIS DELICIOUS BACON POP-TART SANDWICH.
  • Thor:*(passionately shoehorns sandwich into face)*
  • Loki:*(grimaces)* I'm thankful I'm adopted.
  • Thor:I, TOO, AM THANKFUL FATHER ADOPTED YOU! *(hugs him in a vice-like grip)*
  • Loki:*(wheezing)* Brother, I'm turning blue!
  • Thor:I KNOW AND I WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW BLUE YOU GET!
  • Bruce:I'm thankful for all of you.
  • All:Aww.
  • Loki:*(muttering)* Sentimental pea-hued peasant-beast.
  • Steve:I'm thankful for...just being alive.
  • Sam:*(smiles)* Me, too. So that we can help others.
  • Steve:*(smiles)* Yeah.
  • Fury:*I* am thankful that I did not have to cook this year!
  • Maria:I'm thankful for shopping malls.
  • Natasha:I'm thankful for good friends and good food. Clint?
  • Clint:Arrows.

Disney has given us enough blonde haired, blued eyed Princesses to look up too. Enough of this Captain Marvel shit. Where is the Black Widow movie we were supposed to have BEFORE Iron Man? The movie we were promised and only to have ripped from us because “female led superhero movies wouldn’t sell”. 
Where is all the outrage and disgust for Black Widow being left in the dust yet again. 
But no, Captain Marvel fits perfectly into the whole Disney Princess vibe and let’s face it, Black Widow doesn’t so now there’s going to be CM tee shirts, barbie dolls, action figures, and who the fuck knows what else geared towards little girls because CM shit can be marketed and geared and made with purple and pink and glitter and Black Widow can’t. 
Fuck Captain Marvel. Give the rest of us girls the Black Widow movie we were promised.

anonymous asked:

How was the food in Budapest?

Clint: I don’t remember, we were too busy BANGIN’.

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Natasha: Great. Now we’re gonna get five hundred asks saying “I knew that’s what happened! You finally admit it! We were right!” Dammit, Clint. Look what you’ve done.

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The food was good, by the way.

Clint: Sorry sorry, you’re right — we hardly banged. Yeah, the food was fine.

Natasha: God, I’m shutting the askbox.

Authors Note: This is a combined prompt with another one where Tony gets stuck in a small space and is terrified.

It was like he was seeing it happen in slow motion.

Steve had settled Tony up against a set of cars after he’d had half his armor stripped off of him. He was a mess, in absolute pain, so Steve decided to put him somewhere safer and away from the fight.

That was before a car was lunged in his direction.

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