So, I’ve been dating my boyfriend Tim for 3 and a half years. It has been a LONG ASS TIME, is what I’m saying. And there’s certain things I certainly would love to have, and we have the money for said things but we don’t purchase said things because…because. And maybe I’m just a stuck-up bitch for thinking that I deserve an engagement more than other people, but I legit become furious when people get engaged before me who do NOT deserve it. Like:
1. Girl who dated high school boyfriend for 3 years, but decided to momentarily break up with him and have sex with someone else, who happened to be one of my best guy friends, and then go back to high school boyfriend and almost immediately get engaged?
2. Arch enemy from high school, who has been dating her boyfriend 5 months? And not only is she engaged, but she’s totally thinking about the wedding, besides being a total bitch-face? And yes, I have an arch enemy. But that is a whole series of long complicated stories.
The real point is, I don’t break up with my boyfriend and have sex with someone else, and I have been dating him forever, and I’m not a terrible person, AND I REALLY WANT A RING ON MY FINGER SO BADLY AND IT’S STARTING TO MAKE ME CRAZY.