Since everybody else is doing a follow forever right about now, I thought I’d jump on the bandwagon real quick:)

I can’t thank Kellie (craicthatniall) enough for making the edit for me cause I’m shit at them. Thank you lots babe! 

It’s been a year since I made my last ff, which means I’ve now been on this website for over three years now. I can honestly say that each blog that’s on this list is extremely important to me. Each & every one of you are so hilarious & adorable and seeing your posts on my dash really just makes me happy to no end. I’ve never even talked to half of you, but I hope you see this & it makes you smile the way you all make me smile daily! 

☃ a-d ☃

abczayn, acoustic-cal, aesthletes, al-maaa, alphaniall, anna-wa, baeis2bae, banginghoranbang, bewbies, beyoncebeytwice, beyonsational, bionicniall, bipositive, blamecalum, blowinghoran, blurberrys, butttom, calumfood, calumtho, castliam, chesirethirst, clinicalum, costcosanta, craicthatniall, cutiehaz, daddyzayns, datirish, dirtyhipsterharry, drivingmyselfinzayn, dumhaz

f-m ☃ 

felizniallidad, fineapplepizza, gagmeniall, gay4perrie, gay4zayn, getaproperjobyoudicks, getsomehaz, giggleshrug, godamniall, harrygohard, harryspocket, heyquiffy, holdmetightniall, horanbum, inkedpals, j4ya, jackfalahee, jamesniall, jawllines, kingoftheniall, kinkycalpal, kinkystyles, kryptoniall, letzaynspeak2k14, liamdellrey, malikificent, marcfartra, moonemoji

☃ n-s 

natnovna, nexttoyousquad, niallcraic, nialleatspussy, niallhoranhasthat1thingnialllhoran, nialljhorinniallslittle, nialltakeme, nicotineniall, nightliamnihora, niuall, niullarsofziall, punkrocktomlinson, radsturbate, rosesandmoons, selfieliam, str8stylin, stylesasfuck, sunharry, suxo,

t-z ☃

thanksgivingniallhead, tie-bye, txmlinsass, tylersbi, webpunks, westmeath, yayhaz, zarriamofficial, zarry, zaynandharrypls, zaynisrich, zaynmalily, zaynspank, zaynsperf, zaynspigtailszenonspice, zrake

+ blogroll  sorry if I forgot any1 I love you all! Happy Holidays! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


i was going to do a 1.6k follow forever but i didn’t get around to it so here is a christmas one because bandwagons

follow forever time!!! shoutout to my faves:

benjpierce // troyesivan // connorfranta // lohanthony // zoella // danisnotonfire // amazingphil // aquajoggers // the5sosfanfiction // whoistroyeanyway // bewbies // lukey

and my friends (why do you even talk to me omg)

chilledzayn // zalphie // gay-is-not-a-synonym-for-santa // sunny-geek // irwinsobs // mastroyebation // whatstroyler // whatsagarb // troyetroyetroye // loveyoulester 

and y’all !!

# - c

2009emophan // 420calum // 5sosmichael // acoustic-cal // adorelester // alfiesugg // alfpacas // alohahowell // alohatroyler // amazimgphil // amazingplnil // andrewlx // ayetroyler // bbcradioone // bubblelester // calumoxide // candyclum // canthandletroyler // casparlee // clingyhood // conconsivan // cosmicleigh // cutelucas 

d - g 

dankmichael // danscrotch // fangirlshouldbeapaidjob // fightmeluke // finnsgap // fivesecondsofyoutube // flannelsandsweaters // frantassivans // fricksivan // funforlouis // gracehelbig // gtfozayn // guardianofphan

h - k

heartbreakirwin // heartyglobe // hella-zoella // hellaclemmo // hellahowell // hellatronnor // hemmojaw // hoehowell // hotdamn5sos // httpsivan // icherishtronnor // irwinsecure // joesugg // kingoftheniall // kingsleyyy // koreykuhl 

l - p

lacigreen // lipbiteluke // littleconnflakes // lrwlns // lsotboy // lukeisnotsexy // mamrie // marcusbutler // michaeclifford // michael—cliford // mtvidiot // mukeish // nerdlester // noevak // ohemmoh // onedirection // phan-you-not // philsarms // philspenis // pizzaadinosaur // pokem8 // punksivan

q - u 

quirkycal // santamashton // seasoncal // sluttytroye // snowlester // sprinkleofglitr // sprinkleofglitter // sprinkleofphandom // stopitcalum // taylorswift // tequilacal // tilly-oakley // tillysivan18 // tronnorconfessions // troyeistheshit // trosivan // troyes-exception // troyes-lip-ring // troyesivanurl // ughoakley 

v - z 

vodkaclifford // watermalum 

and i probably left out too many people


beth xx

Alright, this is just a short follow forever since it’s the holidays and I want to appreciate all of the people who make tumblr a splendid place to be.  


5sos-unoffical, 5sosashton, 5sostralian, acoustic-cal, alltimevevo, arikonicashternoon, ashtralian, ashtwats, assholuke, assston, babelucas, bdsmclifford, bewbies, bigbootyhood, blink18muke, calmthehood, calumas, calumoxide, calumthmashood, candyclum, cerealucas, christmascommunisthamster, cliffordsmoan, comfortcal, crewneckclifford, crunkmuke


dammit, dropsouts, dunofficial, eightn, femsquad, fightmeluke, fletcherirwin, fratboyluke, frostedlucas, fruitcalum, fuckingmichael, fucmichael, fugkjack, gordonmclifford, greenlght, grungehood, guitarst


hackjemmings, hemmingsluke, hemmoanings, hemmocake, hemmoctopus, hohemmo, hotsanta, httpspaghetti, hufcal, huggablehemmo, ihemmingsluke, irwincasualty, irwinsfletcher, jojodennys, kendriclamar, kinkyclifford, kiwihemmo


lilsantaclum, lukes-penguinn, lukesheartbreak, lukey, lukeyswife, makeoutmichaell, marshrnallowmerrrychristmugh-michellemerry-michael, michaeclifford, michaelsos, michaelspimp, mikeysvevo, mtv1996, mtvcalum, neonjunqles, nxtpunkrock, o-cu-lo-pla-nia, obeycal, paroxyscal, piercedlukes, pinacolifford, pizzacal, protest5sos, punkkhemmings


renellie, rlyhemmings, sexualashton, sleighcal, slutbrad, snuggleirwin, softcal, stopirwin, stopitcalum, subliminaluke, submissivecal, thirstyforobrien, thrustingcal, toxicmuke


unpredictcble, vegemiteash, wangashton, warpedlucas, whimsicalhood, wxmvnxmastreeluke, yeet5sos

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and whatever else you celebrate!! Also, Happy New Year, may 2015 be the most amazing year yet! I’m truly sorry if I forgot anyone, but I love you all lots. Thanks for making this year fantastic.

hey guys its christmas eve so here’s my christmas follow forever:))) first off thank you nadya @fuckwhoyoucamewith for the banner<33

okay so first things first these list of people have made tumblr a great place for me and i always know i can count on them and they’ll always make me laugh and shit and i love them a lot 

selenaogomez: ALYSHA u were my first friend on here like 2 or 3 years ago (omg..) and wow oh god you’re so so so annoying but you’re like a sister to me i get mad at you sometimes but you’ll always be here for me i know it and i love you sooooo much and we have so many good times i remember like when we first met we used to Skype and watch old jelena vids together (fuvkK) and cry and omg it was so bad and i can always count on you as my number 1 JB hater u always fill me in on new insults even though i know u love him deep down and thats okay bc i do too and omg idk what else to say i just love you but i also hate you bc u live like what an hour and a bit away from me and we’ve never ever met r u a catfish

drakeful: justine justalightweight we met i think like a year and a bit ago?? and we became close immediately and i love you for that i dont think we ever went through that awkward like friend kinda phase idk we were always messaging and i’ll never ever forget the day you made me piss myself:) then we had that group chat with alysha which is still going on and i love it bc i always wake up to messages and y’all ALWAY ALWAYS ALWAYS tease me and make fun of me for my fukin age and about my harry but its okay bc thats what makes my day tbh<333 i also love our poop conversations that will forever be our thing i love you solo much you’re the mani to my ally never forget it<3 AND I REALLY HOPE WE GET TO MEET IN ATL SOMEDAY (HOPEFULLY THIS MONTH!!!) #staystrong

fuckwhoyoucamewith: nadya nadz nadaroo dadya you mean sooo much to me its unbelievable you always help me through stuff and sometimes i feel bad because i talk to u about some things my friends do to me and then i dont talk to u for a while but its not like i do it on purpose and you already know this but you mean literally the universe to me like i love you so much it physically hurts like i just<3333 you’ll always be my #daddy no matter what and i cant wait for your birthday because i have a load of screenshots from snapchat and our texts to expose u my love<3

lianpayne: ughhhh maya mayonnaise u stupid RIP to you you deleted……….dumb hoe

aikojhenes: MEENA MACKLEMORE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH U CUTIE you make me laugh SOOOOOO much especially when you me justine ornella and alex are comparing england to america i literally die and you just always know what to sayyy and you’re just overall such an awesome person and your natural hair is beauuuutiful and i will never forget the story you told me…..about your brother….and the…ginger…yeah okay i wont say any more except that i really love you :)<3

mileymas: ALEXX ur so beautiful and amazing and thank u for accepting me into that group chat…i was so late and y’all were already talking about selena or something and i was like SHIT MEENA THEY WONT LIKE ME but y’all did/do (i hope) and i just love you and it makes me sad when you get hurt by your sister bc ur just such a lovely person to talk to and idk ur just great<3

hallemberry: my #1 jelena source god damn you are sooooo quick i think without you I wouldn’t be up to date with anything especially after becoming a 1d blog last year lmao just like alex thanks for never being weird with me when i joined ur group chat lol i can never ever ever forget the jelena afterlife they’ll forever be in my prayers but damn those were good times when we would wake up to news or something okay i love you<3

rihannasclit: SMELLENI MY LOVE ur such a hoe i cant breathe #funfact did u know i actually waited for those dildo boots to arrive fuCK oh my god i cant believe we made a friendship over penises and REMEMBER THE PENIS IN THE SOCK THAT WAS HTE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER GO D i love you my lil angel hoe ur so amazing i love how we can go long periods of time without talking and its never weird ur just great i love you so much

rihahna: HEY GUYS ITS ME SARAH i LOVEEE u my mirfanda who looks like she’s 17 but in reality she’s like 55 ur so awesome and hot and honestly god bless you u make me laugh so much bc ur literally just so stupid and i love it stay fab my darling<3

celinehoe: zoey my bunny oh man i love you soooo much we havent even been talking that long but i love texting you and i get like really happy when we text and i love how i can talk to you about nigeria bc its similar to india and now that pic of the toes poking out of the shoes is ver close to my heart i just really enjoy you and hope we stay friends for a real long time you’ll always be bunny and nobody else<33 

last but certainly not least.. itsjustinsbieber: BECKKY my lovely becky i love you a lot i miss talking to you soooooo much but just wanted to let you know i love you and i remember we used to sing together a lot and i used to prep u doing ur exams and ur so great i love and miss you<3

OKAYYYY now onto all of y’all that make my dash v special and entertaining and without you my dash would be so stale and dry and i’d also never really be informed on news so thank you for that my lovelies!!!! bolded are friends and blogs that i truly adore :*

22ndfeb 4thalbum  6xgod aikojhenes alrightchillout  aubreygraharn bigdaddysantaclaus bewbies boybangme babycambridgesus blakeyonce bosszayn beyonoce comicziam catholicschoolgirl costcosanta celinehoe cexting christmassquad cigarettezayn clitt dinahjaen97 dickstopher drakeful drakeandrihanna destinyschlid emojchic enemaroberts faulties feliciathegoats freezayn2k14 freemefromzaynsass fuckwhoyoucamewith festivezarry godblessniall godlymalik geminizayn ghostworld2001 gay4zayn getnakedselenamarie gracieteefey haroldfucks hellathicc hasnochill howsyourguineapig heleanorau harryinadidas hatescabello haroline harryedward horanyewest itsniazkilam ifuckinghateniall itsjustinsbieber jadelust justinjieber jlley jesuschrists kendriclamar kardashianwests keiraknightleyisavampire khhalil kyliekenner laurenjauresgui monicalewinskys merrycastmasliam makeyoubeleive mrzayn mansdowns marijuanazayn mileymas mcdontgiveafuck niallhorans ohzayns punkasszayn problematicassharry poyntere punkrads rihahna rockmafias rihanae rihannasdildo rihspect rosegardns rihannasclit sleighs selenangomez sandrabbullock shittiestblogger smaries swoggy selenaogomez sincerelystratford smariedrew tylersposeys thottyhoran tenerifezayn twerkwithzayn tattookink tuscansweaters thugzmansions uneducatedharry wingstosfly wordsofwisdoms wreckinqz yikeszayn yaserdaddy yzarry yourgold zaynscumshot zyazn  zaynkillers  zarriallmas  zarrynotzerrie zarriamofficial zainclouds  zaynsmipapi zulhania zarrysquad zayncancelthewedding2k15  zaynisbrown zrake zaynscigs zaynner zarrychristmasalbum zaynsmalik  zarriallau zeymar zaynmalikeatsass zeysus zaeynmalik zayns1d  

there are so many other people that i wanna mention but they dont follow me and i really cba so i dont see any point in putting them down lmao but MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE I HOPE YALL HAVE A GREAT ONE THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME

ps. if i forgot you please feel free to doxx me and beat my ass<333333

Okay so this is my first follow forever and id like to thank every blog I follow for making my time on tumblr enjoyable. So let’s get on with this, I’d like to say thank you to everyone on this list, everyone that I follow, and my followers for making me smile.

/*~~~ Friends Aye ( Bc I have those )~~~*/

 ❤ ewzayns  ❤ northpoleashton ❤ thwellingtoncurse  ❤ painettes ❤ 90sliam 

/*~~ #- D~~*/

#:20dollarfalloutboy 420calum 5sos-at-heart 5sos-writing A: all-time-rian-dawson alltimefanfiction alltimeloe andyandthedads assholuke B: babyperrie bewbies banginghoranbang baraqats bigbootyhood blamecalum bleedingcas blessthezackmerrick blowfob C: calumbutt calumfood calumink calumslisp cassammydean casnsass chokedean cliffsifer cosmicleigh D: d0ntletjackdrive damncal deadvalley deansmuffin diagonallys dom5sos 


E: emojilucas exoticaleigh F: faeriebab fairyperrie femharmony femsquad flusteredjensen fobofficial foundcas G: godamniall greenlght H: hotcrossdun hrrys I: ieighades imperfectcas isperrie 


J: jdaesy jesyenlson jeymcvey jtrohman K: kinkyclifford L: leighcurves leiqhade N: nudejade 


Oofpewds ohemmoh P: perriesbabes perriesicle pesykink petesturbation petethetreat pinnockiss Q: quiddittch S: sighkarth sleighshood slutjensen stonerlucas stopitcalum


T: taylorscurves thighskink tiffanyscrews tomkirk trashbabylouis V: vegemiteash vodkaclifford vssl W: weightlessmike wowlesy X: xmasperries Z: zacknnerrick 

aaannnddd here is my Blogroll  =^.^=

Thank you.xx

This year my blog has been 100% One Direction, 1D + 5SOS, a mess with a focus on Shameless, TV and Movies, sad pop punk bands, and finally whatever it is now. This is to thank y’all for sticking with me since like most of my mutuals don’t even reblog most of the same stuff as me. It’s in no particular order or even alphabetical because that would have been too much work.


abunchofangrykids likecrazycakes croptopsforeveryone onedisturbingparadox causenotsymptom connorfrnata lexaloveanarbor

You Make My Dash Lovely

stxverogerss jckiechan mick-gay-milkovich leathaluke chillhxrry beforeustartursleigh stylinsonsistas flawlesswitch bewbies explousion londeneers piercedlukes christmasheeran

Other Rad People

lipbiteluke curlsandvans fffakeyouout datmlechick-1d bastlile onedirecshart swiftings dankmichael soul-divided mcrprince vegaslight batata-frita-e-ketchup paintingdicks stumperspunk tripforconcerts irwinsfletcher houseofgolcl ode2you fakeyououtfakemeout andsomeyougiveaway cocobellah toughguyian blurberrys heyquiffy prettyinhotpunk synapse-heart hey-lip-hows-your-lip iansassagher fuckinsnickersbar monstrumologists cantijustbecute mickey-lays-naked-on-the-bed foreverabrunetteblonde gallafuck teamwinchesterbros elligolding iriwins ofstilinski ashtonirwns forevercraic adoretroye

+ blogroll

I have like 500 mutuals or something insane like that so if I missed you ily still plz dont be mad

Jingle Bells Carol For All My Cuties

Scrolling through my dash
Gonna reblog all the porn
Gifs and shots hooray
Wanking all the way
Pink collars and cock rings shine
Making me smile 
What fun is to have a porn blog
On a family holiday 
christmas porn, christmas porn
Fucking all the way
Oh what fun it is to lie on Santa’s wet lap
christmas porn
christmas porn
Bewbies all the way
Oh what fun bondage is on christmas day


this is how i wanna die