This was an idea I came up with through this comic that thefatedmeeting.tumblr.com drew.
There will be a second part with Gray and Juvia.
You can find it on fanfiction.net here.
and Lucy make a bet about underwear, and Gray and Juvia make a bet about old
Lucy stood by the door, completely frozen in place
as her blood boiled with anger. She was trying her best to comprehend what she
was seeing, but her thoughts were clouded with her rage. It wasn’t unusual for
her to come home to an intruder, but she was really going to kill Natsu and
Happy this time.
was standing in the center of the room making all different kinds of strange
poses while wearing a purple striped bra that was no doubt to be hers. Happy
was flying around the room in circles singing some dumb song while wearing the
matching set of panties on his head- his ears sticking through the holes where
the legs are supposed to go. These two dolts had worn her clothes before to
make fun of her, but the fact that they just went through the drawer that
contained all of her undergarments, the fact that they probably looked at
everything in there- she became a ticking bomb that would blow up any second in
a flurry of rage.
turned toward her once he had heard the sound of the door being shut, “Oh! Hey,
Luce! How’s it going?” he tried to hide his chuckling as he talked, but the
laugh was slowly starting to escape from his lips.
didn’t even know what to say to them; she wanted to yell, shout, and scream at
the two blockheads, but there were just too many terrible names and words
popping into her head, that she just didn’t know which ones to use. Instead, to
deal with her anger, she stalked over to Natsu, and prepared to slap him across
his face, but he quickly grabbed her wrist before she could even reach him.
started to yell, “Why do you two idiots keep
stealing my stuff!?” Natsu tried to reply to her, but she couldn’t understand a
word he said because of his uncontrollable laughter. “What was that?” she asked
in a bitter tone, which made her sound like a crazy serial killer.
was finally able to stop laughing, and he paused to catch his breath, “We
didn’t steal anything.”
wearing them! See!” Happy indicated
to the panties on his head.
Lucy glared at them, and pulled her
wrist out of Natsu’s grip, “What’s the difference!?”
began to laugh again, “We never took them out of this room! So they are still
where they belong!”
They are not! They belong in that drawer!” she pointed at the chest of drawers
by her pink bed, “you went through my
stuff! And not just any stuff, my underwear! That is private to me and only me!”
come on Luce! It was a joke! Oh! And speaking of which… we got a little
something for you!” Natsu looked over at Happy, who began to pull something out
of his small green pouch.
became concerned with what was about to come out of there. Personally, she
wasn’t sure if she wanted to know. She
looked down at the blue cat who opened his pouch to reveal a pair of red
held them up for all to see, “Ta-Da!” Happy and Natsu said in unison while
Natsu gestured at it as if it was some sort of wonderful prize she had won.
started at the boxers, then looked back up to Natsu, “No thank you.”
on Luce! Don’t you want to play with us?” Natsu held the edges of the
undergarment and waved it in front of her face, “It’s really fun~!”
Lucy shook her head,
“N-no. Really! I’m ok!” she stepped away from Natsu and Happy who were now
crowding her, but she backed into the door, leaving her cornered by the two
blockheads, unable to escape their childish grins and wide pleading eyes.
“Please~?” they said in
Lucy couldn’t resist
the sparkles in their eyes any longer, “F-fine!” she ripped the red briefs out
of his hands, “Just let me go get changed.” Natsu and Happy moved out of her
way so she could slip through, and make it to her bathroom; there was no way
she was going to take off her skirt in front of these two.
She entered her small,
but comfortable bathroom, and locked the door behind her- she wasn’t going to
stand for peaking toms especially since they convinced her to put on a pair of
men’s underwear- used no doubt. She slid off her green mini-skirt, and slipped
on the boxers. They were actually quite comfortable to her surprise. They fit
nicely around her thighs, and they weren’t too tight or too lose. They weren’t
too different from any other pair of shorts she’s worn, but the material of the
boxers themselves was very nice, almost like one of her pairs of pajamas.
She unlocked the
bathroom door, and crept out to present herself to Natsu and Happy. She had a
light blush on her face from embarrassment, but they probably wouldn’t notice
due to the fact that they are generally oblivious to their surroundings, and
the atmosphere. They were both sitting on her bed, patiently waiting for her
return. Natsu chuckled once he got a look at her, “Nice! Now do some kind of pose!”
he really have to make this more embarrassing? She
thought to herself. She was tired of arguing with him, so she just decided to
suck it up, and do what he wanted.
After thinking for a
minute about what pose she should do, she still couldn’t think of anything, so
she decided to wing it. She lifted one hand in the air, pointed towards the
wall, put the other hand on her hip, and spread her legs apart and bended her
knees allowing her to get closer to the floor. Then, for the final touch, she
made her eyes as wide as she could, and puckered her lips to make them look
like a fish’s lips.
Natsu laughed wildly,
“What the hell is that Lucy?!” He fell over on his back
while holding his muscular abdomen. Happy couldn’t help laughing either,
plummeting to Lucy’s bed, and falling down next to Natsu.
“What?” she started,
“You wanted me to do a pose, so I did!”
Natsu lifted himself
back to a sitting position, “No! It’s perfect; it’s just not what I was
expecting! I’ve never seen someone stand like that!” he continued to laugh, “Oh!
Wait! Wait! Wait!” Natsu stood up, and got behind her, bent his knees to be at
the same height as she was currently at, he leaned over just so he was barely
visible behind her, and then he pointed towards the same direction she was
pointing at while trying to mimic the same facial expression she had.
Lucy couldn’t help but
laugh, losing her pose in the process. What was she doing? This was absolutely
ridiculous, but wildly entertaining. She wasn’t going to lie, this was starting
to become really fun.
“Let’s do another one!”
Lucy giggled loudly. Natsu and Happy nodded eagerly in response.
They continued to do
poses for what seemed like hours, but in reality, it was probably around thirty
minutes. The last pose they did had to be Lucy’s favorite though. She had her
legs well spread apart, having one knee straight, and one knee bent, making her
lean to her left, while she had one hand on her hip, and one arm out with her
hand opened, almost as if she was showing something off. While Natsu had his
legs in the same position as Lucy’s only he was leaning to her right, and he
had his index finger and pinkie finger sticking on both hands, making it look
like some surfer peace sign. Happy was floating in the air next to Lucy, with
both his hands on his hips, and his legs spread apart. This pose was somewhat
similar to the first one, but it was more coordinated, and it reminded her of
some pose a team of silly super heroes would do when they introduce themselves
to their enemy.
They all laughed for a
good few minutes about that one, but once Lucy finally got her laughter in control
she strolled into her kitchen, “Man… I’m rather thirsty. How about you guys?”
She never knew posing could be so tiring.
“Yeah,” Natsu replied as
he followed her into the kitchen assuming she was going to give him something.
She handed him a cup of ice water, and then she started gulping down her own.
“What about me?” Happy
flew into the kitchen breathlessly. He had been flying all over her room the
entire time they had been performing this activity, and with his tiny body, he
must have been the most worn out of all of them.
“Of course!” she handed
him his own glass, which was a bit too big for his small paws, but he seemed to
After a minute of them
all catching their breaths, and quenching their thirsts, Natsu let out an evil
sounding laugh, and looked at Lucy with a malevolent grin.
“W-what?” she asked
nervously, knowing that whatever he was thinking wasn’t going to be mature.
“Let’s make a bet
“Let’s wear each
other’s underwear for one day, and we have to hide it from everybody in the
guild! First one that is caught wearing the other’s underwear is the loser!”
the cherry-haired boy eagerly smiled.
She wasn’t sure that this
was the best idea or the smartest, but it did sound fun to her. She placed her
hand on her chin, and looked up at Natsu, “What happens to the loser?”
He crossed his arms;
“Hmm…” he looked down at the kitchen floor trying to think of something.
“The winner should get
to keep the loser’s underwear!” Happy shouted teasingly.
“Eh?!” Lucy shrieked,
her cheeks growing a hint of red to them, Stupid
smiled at Lucy, “That sounds like a great idea!”
“Aye!” Happy laughed.
It appeared that Lucy
had no say in the matter for she knew that there was no way these two nitwits
were going to change their mind. Now she had
to win no matter what for there was no way on Earthland she was going to let
Natsu keep her bra and panties as a prize to show everybody in the guild. Plus,
she wasn’t going to deny that his boxers were rather comfortable; she wouldn’t
mind keeping them to sleep in.
“F-fine!” she pouted.
Natsu clenched his fist
zealously, “Alright, so you’ll wear my boxers, and I’ll wear your bra! Our
“Whoa! Hold on a
second!” Lucy interrupted, “You have to wear my panties too!”
He grew flustered,
She pointed her finger
at him, “Because the bet is that we have to wear each other’s underwear for one
whole day, and my bra and panties are
my underwear. You have to wear all of it!”
“W-well…” he desperately was trying to say something against her statement,
but he really couldn’t get out of this one. Then, a lightbulb hit him, “Well, I
don’t wear bras, only boxers, so you can’t wear a bra!” he pointed his finger
right back at her.
She shrugged, “Fair
“And you have to wear a
skirt!” he yelled.
“What!? Why!?” she
Happy intervened in their
spout, “Because Lucy, it’s going to be really hard for Natsu to wear something
so tiny down there. You can easily hide the boxers behind pants, so you need
something that will give you a challenge.”
Lucy knew she was
getting into something really stupid, but at this point, she really just wanted to beat Natsu,
“Fine!” she held out her hand, “Let’s shake on it. You have to wear my panties
and bra, and I have to wear your boxers (with no bra) for one day without
anyone finding out! Winer gets to keep the loser’s underwear!”
slapped his hand into hers, “You’re going down!”
“We’ll see about that!”
now regretted buying every skirt that she owns because they are all miniskirts;
none of them reach down to her knees. Even the longest skirt that she owned
still didn’t cover the red boxers completely, and every time she rolled them
up, they would just fall back down as she walked. She grabbed some pins she
luckily had with her, and rolled up the boxers as much as she could, then
pinned them in place, hoping that it help keep them in place. But, she ran into
another problem: bending over. Every time she bent over, the boxers were
visible from her rear end. There was nothing she could do to fix that other
than hope that after all these years of wearing miniskirts, her practice of
hiding her panties when she bent over will pay off. She sighed, and headed for
the door, preparing herself to face the outside world with this new challenge.
was able to walk down the streets of Magnolia successfully, and now, she faced
the guild hall doors. She knew that hiding her little secret will be about ten
times harder in the guild than it was on the streets due to how boisterous it
was, but she walked through the doors with as much confidence as she could
immediately avoided stopping and getting caught up in the activities of the
guild members, and headed towards the back were the bar counter was. She sat
down carefully on one of the stools, and she made sure to sit on as much of the
back of the skirt as possible.
Mira!” she greeted her friend casually.
smiled at her as she sliced up a piece of cake, and placed the pieces on
several different decorated plates, “Hello Lucy, and how are you this morning?”
doing fine. Um…” she looked around the room, her pinked-haired competitor and
his blue cat were nowhere in sight, “Where’s Natsu and Happy?”
shrugged, “Sorry, I don’t know. I haven’t seen them since yesterday.”
set her elbow on the counter, then rested her head on her hand, “Ah, I see…” Are they skipping out on me!? She
thought angrily, but then Mirajane pointed towards the door.
giggled, “Speak of the devils.”
turned to see Natsu standing at the doorway with a nervous smile stretched across
his face, and sweat pouring out of every pore of his body. He looked like he
was struggling to even move an inch.
on Natsu! Don’t you know how to use your legs?” Happy teased.
up!” he shouted, “Why don’t you just go talk to Carla or something!?”
would like to, but watching this is so much fun!” the blue cat snickered as he
flew over Natsu’s head.
was absolute torture for him; his shirt was puffed up due to Lucy’s bra, and he
felt like his lower half was going to burst- it was like trying to shove Elfman
into a birdcage. He could feel the discomfort with every step he took.
started getting some odd looks from Macao, Wakaba, and Romeo. Oh great… the guild members were already
noticing that there was something off about him.
you ok, Natsu-nii?” Romeo asked while raising a brow.
f-fine!” he snapped. He took a deep breath, and walked as quickly as he could
to the nearest table, which happened to be the table those three were sitting
at. He sighed with relief once he sat down, and he hoped that he wouldn’t have
to stand again.
you sore or something?” asked Wakaba without removing the cigar in his mouth,
“and… what’s that?” he pointed to Natsu’s chest.
quickly leaned up against the table, and crossed his arms and set them on the
table to hide all that he could, “N-nothing!”
doesn’t look like nothing to me,” Macao started, “are you sure that you’re okay?”
this was a bad start to Natsu’s day. Before he could respond, Happy began to
speak, “You see, Natsu has a little… or should I say big problem.” Happy covered his mouth, trying to make sure his
laugh wouldn’t escape from his lips, making his cheeks puff up. Natsu needed to
come up with a good lie and quick.
wrong Natsu-nii?” Romeo said concerningly.
slipped!” the flame-head shouted.
Wakaba responded for all three of them.
other day… I was walking home and I… I fell! And I accidently did the splits!
So, yeah, I’m pretty damn sore!”
of their faces turned white, only being able to imagine the pain of having one’s
testicles slightly split apart, especially if one was not very flexible to
of them knew really how to help him with his problem. All Romeo was able to
choke out was, “I’m sorry to hear that… I hope you feel better!”
should really watch your step!” Macao lectured since that was the only thing he
knew that he was somewhat good at.
my,” Mirajane started, “Natsu doesn’t look well. It looks like those three are
helping him though.” All Lucy and Mira could see was Macao patting Natsu on the
back, and Wakaba and Romeo trying to make sympathetic expressions, but they
looked more painful than anything.
What did he tell them…? The blonde asked
you should go over there and check on him.”
smiled wickedly. This was her chance to show him how much of a winner she was,
“Yeah, good idea!” she carefully slipped off the stool, making sure her skirt
wouldn’t reveal her secret. Then, she walked across the room at a decent pace
that would look normal, but nothing too fast to make the back of her skirt flip
took a seat next to Romeo, “Hey Natsu! How are you doing? You look like you’re
in a little bit of pain, are you doing okay?” she mocked with a large smile
across her face. She just loved the tormented look he had because he totally
deserved this for starting this whole mess in the first place.
smiled back at her, sitting up just from his leaning position just slightly,
“Oh, I’m fine. Just a bit sore if you
catch my drift.”
I can imagine.”
about you? That skirt must be really
uncomfortable. And, I can imagine how much you are bouncing today, it must be
smirk quickly turned into a scowl, and she crossed her arms over her chest. She
glared at him, only to get a grin out of him. Wakaba, Macao, and Romeo started
giving them stranger looks than before. There was no she was going to lose her
cool, or this bet!
you should know because I bet you’re not bouncing at all!” she yelled.
growled knowing exactly what she was indicating to. They glared at each other fiercely
from across the table, “Well, you must be-“
whoa, whoa! What’s gotten into you two?” Macao shouted, trying to get in the
middle of their glaring to get them to stop.
some friendly rivalry, you could say!” Happy explained.
shook her head, “Oh, it’s nothing. Don’t worry about it.” She stood up
laboriously, and as she began to walk away, she winked and stuck her tongue out
at Natsu, smiling evilly. She sat back down at another table next to her dear
friend Levy, who she began to have a pleasant conversation with.
snarled. If kept acting like he is now, then everybody in the guild will
eventually know that something was wrong with him. There was no way he was
going to lose! He decided to stand up as well, and began to walk across the
room how he normally would. He was screaming with discomfort on the inside, but
he appeared fine to everyone else.
he barked, “Fight me!”
the ice mage turned from where he was standing.
shot Gray a glare as he pointed at him trenchantly, “I’m in a bad mood, so
fight me you naked fucknut!”
hell did you just call me!?” There was no backing out of this fight now; they
would always fight over the dumbest reasons or for no reason at all, but they
would always end up fighting if the
other said something to make fun of them in any sort of way.
slammed his head into Gray’s, “You heard me! I called you a naked fucknut!”
You’re asking for it now!” Gray and Natsu jumped away from each other,
preparing to fight.
Gray ripped off his
coat and shirt, throwing them at Juvia who gladly held them for him, “Go get
him, Gray-sama!” she fawned.
Lucy sighed, What the hell does he think he’s doing? What
will this accomplish?
Levy sighed with her
blonde friend, “They’re at it again, huh?”
Natsu beckoned him with
his hands with a large grin across his face. Gray got into the proper ice-making
stance, and Natsu balled his fists which instantly bursted into flames. Before
Gray could make a move, Natsu began to move to punch him, but then he suddenly
came to a halt.
His original goal was
to beat the stupid ice mage to show everybody that there was nothing wrong with
him, but his attempt obviously ending in disaster for him. He was used to
taking large steps when he went to punch someone, but taking large steps was
something that he lost the ability to do. He grunted due to the unpleasantness
in his pants. Gray’s eye twitched as his jaw dropped. He didn’t really know
what to say in the matter, so he just stood there watching flame-head suffer.
“Well, that wasn’t very
manly!” Elfman shouted passionately from across the room.
“What the hell does he
think he’s doing?” Macao said with annoyance, “He really shouldn’t put himself
in these situations when… he has that
kind of problem.”
“Uh…” Gray started,
“Are you okay…?” Normally, Gray wouldn’t really care about Natsu’s condition if
they were fighting, but Gray didn’t even hit him yet.
“I’m fine…” he said,
but not very convincingly. His whole body was slightly shaking; that last step
that he took was a huge mistake because his discomfort transformed into pain.
The ice mage got closer
to him, attempting to figure out what was wrong with his cherry-haired rival, “Are
you sick or something?”
“Uh… no…” Natsu had
completely forgotten the lie that he had told Wakaba, Macao, and Romeo. He
sweated a little, “I-I…” he leaned a bit closer to Gray and whispered, “Lucy
got angry at me… and she kicked me there…”
he pointed downwards.
Gray made a painful
face, “Ouch… sorry about that…” he felt a little cheated; Lucy got to beat
Natsu up more than he did today. “I guess she can be as scary as Erza
sometimes!” he joked. The conversation went silent as Natsu tried to fix his
positioning; neither one of them knew what to say, so Gray turned and began to
walk away, “So, I guess this means I win!” a smirk grew across his face.
“WHAT!?” he screamed. There
was no way in hell that Natsu was going to let this be the day that this stupid
ice jerk beat him. Outraged, he moved forward, completely oblivious to his aching
and he grabbed hold of Gray’s pants and ripped them right off.
This made Gray fall
backwards and land on his rear end. He grew flustered with embarrassment, “What’s
your problem asshole!?” Even though he was completely used to being in the
nude, he was normally the one stripping, not someone else snatching clothes
from behind him.
Natsu swung the pants
around in a circle over his head, “This is what you get for being a pervert!”
“You’re the one who
ripped them off me! Plus, what does my clothes have anything to do with this
fight!?” he jumped back up on his feet.
The two continued to
yell at each other as Lucy shook her head at them, “Man, what an idiot.” She said
under her breath.
“Hey, Lu-Chan?” Levy
began, “What’s been up with you and Natsu? I heard your little argument earlier.
Did you guys… do something…?”
Lucy turned to her
friend, raising a brow, “What do you mean?” Then, Levy’s question sunk in,
making her face completely red, “N-n-no! We d-didn’t d-do a-anything like that!
I s-swear!” she shook her head vigorously and waved her hands in the same
“Then, what have you
two been up to?”
Lucy couldn’t answer
that because she knew that Levy would figure out about the underwear exchange
if she gave her the smallest hint, “W-would you look at the time? I promised I
would go help Mira today. S-sorry! I got to go!” she stood up from the table.
She was sweating like a sinner in church. As she started to walk away, part of
her skirt got hooked on a lose nail on the edge of the table, and it begun to
Across the room, Natsu
noticed that Lucy was just about to be revealed to the whole guild. He smiled
wickedly as he turned away from his screaming match with Gray. He started to
point at her, but then Gray grabbed a hold of his belt, and started to pull on
it, forcing Natsu’s pants to start to fall.
Lucy saw Natsu’s
situation and she turned her body to point at him, but this made her skirt
completely rip off, and at the same time, Natsu’s pants fell down. They both
shouted, “YOU LOSE!”
The whole guild went
silent at the sight they saw; Lucy was wearing a pair of red boxers, and Natsu
was wearing a pair of purple stripped panties. Everybody’s jaws dropped and
their eyes widened. The belt slipped through Gray’s hand and it landed on the
floor. Lucy and Natsu were both frozen in place with embarrassment with nervous
smiles stretching across their faces.
eye was twitching.
“Don’t tell me…” Gray
pointed at Natsu’s chest, “that you’re also wearing a bra!?” he yelled.
Natsu’s whole body tensed
as he slowly looked at the ground. Then, he shot himself back up, “WHY IS IT
THAT YOU ARE SO BIG IN SOME PLACES
AND SO TINY IN OTHER SPOTS!?” he
pointed at Lucy’s boobs, then pointed in between her legs.
“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
THAT’S JUST HOW MY BODY GREW! HOW COME YOU’RE BOXERS ARE SO GOD DAMN LONG? JUST
HOW MUCH ROOM DO YOU NEED?” she yelled back, her face still completely red.
“So,” Happy started, “I
guess it is a tie!” he laughed wildly.
next day was a living hell for both of them. They were both teased all day by
every single guild member- Gajeel even made a song called, “Natsu’s Panties”
which he sung all day. Both Natsu and
Lucy sat at the bar all day with their head slammed against the counter. A
river of tears flew out of Lucy’s eyes, and Natsu’s face was just completely
giggled as she place a plate of meat in front of Natsu and a piece of cake in
front of Lucy, “A bet, huh? So, who is going to give up their underwear?” she
both lifted their heads, “NO ONE!” they shouted in unison.
Carla, and Wendy were sitting near them, watching them suffer, “It wouldn’t
have mattered who won and who lost,” Wendy started, “because the whole guild
would have known that they were wearing each other’s underwear.”
nodded in agreement, “Yup, they’re idiots. If one was discovered, they would
have had to explain to the guild what was going on, revealing both of them.”
took the fish out of his mouth to join the conversation, “But at least the
winner would have gotten some new underwear!”