abeeda was like, “if jesse eisenberg wasn’t in adventureland, i don’t know who else they could have cast, but i will probably think of some ideas later” (paraphrased), so i took that as a challenge just now.
jesse eisenberg’s role in adventureland- recast ideas:
-simon amstell with a different voice dubbed in, let’s be honest. (jesse eisenberg’s voice?? is this cheating)
-ryan gosling (he can do anything)
-dustin hoffman when he was like 22 to 28-ish
-i just thought “maybe that guy, what’s his name? oh, matt bush” and then remembered he is already in this movie.
-maybe like john francis daley, was he in-between-cute in 2009 or like fully hot-guy by then? this depends on that.
hey, this was hard. to be continued but probably not.