Be a hard worker like Leslie Knope.
Be a caring person like Ann Perkins.
Dream big like Tom Haverford.
Be straightforward like Ron Swanson.
Have fun like Andy Dwyer.
Be in charge of yourself like April Ludgate.
Accept failures like Jerry Gergich.
Be reasonable like Ben Wyatt.
Find the bright side of everything like Chris Traeger.
Love yourself like Donna Meagle.

Parks and Rec Ice Cream (by Tyler Feder)

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I thought I understood it, that I could grasp it, but I didn’t, not really. Only the smudgeness of it; the pink-slippered, all-containered, semi-precious eagerness of it. I didn’t realize it would sometimes be more than whole, that the wholeness was a rather luxurious idea. Because it’s the halves that halve you in half. I didn’t know, don’t know, about the in-between bits; the gory bits of you, and the gory bits of me.