Yes. Okay, can I just say I love how many syndisparklez requests I get? That and Motanite are my two most requested, and wow. I love it. Anyways, we’re going established relationship on this one, because I’m sick of writing the beginnings every time. I suck at making relationships. To infinity and beyond.
“Tucker, you will not believe what I have planned for Jordan,” Tom’s voice echoed in the courtyard of Tucker’s home.
Jordan had been on his way to assist Tucker with the testing of a spell when he had heard his lover’s voice. He instantly dove behind the entrance gate. He knew Tom well enough to know that if he was saying something like that, it was definitely something you’d want to hear.
“Lemme guess, lots of buttsex?” Tucker nonchalantly questioned.
Jordan blushed. Tom, obviously, did not. “Well, yes, but other stuff, too.”
Tucker perked up. “Ooh, we talking sneaky stuff?”
Tom laughed evilly. “Yes we are.”
Sonja, who’d been interested in watching the spell-testing, waved to Jordan and opened her mouth to greet him.
Jordan quickly shook his head and mouthed, “No!”
Sonja, thankfully, caught his drift and joined him just outside the gate. She manipulated the spell that they usually used to talk from great distances so that only Jordan could hear her. “What’s up?” She questioned.
“Tucker and Tom are planning something about me. I think they think they’re muted. Shh, listen,” He told her.
“There’s a potion that can make someone say whatever you want them to?” Tucker asked, surprised.
Jordan gasped angrily.
“Yup!” Tom smirked. “And it doesn’t affect their head, so it won’t actually mess him up. And anyways, it’ll only work for a couple of minutes.”
Sonja was shocked. “Why would he do that?”
Jordan shook his head. “We’ve got a bet. If I can go longer without making a pun than he can without swearing, then loser- uh…” Jordan blushed a bit thinking about the exact details of the bet. “Then the loser loses. He’s trying to beat me.”
“That’s evil,” Tucker laughed.
“I know. I’m totally using it to make him lose our bet,” Tom admitted.
“Told you!” Jordan huffed.
“Bro, you have to let me in on this,” Tucker insisted. “I wanna use this to prank Sonj!”
“That motherfucker,” Sonja hissed. “I’m going to kick his ass.”
Jordan held her back. “Hold up. We’ve got an opportunity here.”
Sonja looked at him, confused. “What do you mean?”
“Well, they’re planning something, and we know the potion. We can turn it on them and get revenge!” Jordan exclaimed.
Sonja was hesitant. “I really just want to kick their asses…”
“Please?” Jordan begged. “Come on, we can be Team BFs-get-rekt!”
Sonja laughed. “Fine, but we’re thinking of a better name.”
About a week later, Tucker and Tom planned out a double date for the two couples. Since Sonja and Jordan knew what was going on, they convinced James to crash and help them get revenge. The wizard agreed.
Tom poured the groups drinks just after they sat down at the Wizards’ tavern.
“Hey guys!” James greeted them, putting his arms around Tucker and Tom. “Wanna see a spell?”
James cast a spell that froze time for whoever he was touching. Once it was done, he gave Sonja and Jordan a thumbs up. “Good luck,” He said, disappearing.
Quickly, Sonja and Jordan switched the drinks in front of them with the drinks in front of their boyfriends. After it was done, they high fived and sat down.
The boyfriends in question unfroze and looked around. “Did Wag just…?” Tucker began. “You know what? I don’t want to know.”
Tom laughed awkwardly. “Well, cheers to that!” He laughed, prompting the group to raise their glasses and take a sip.
As soon as Tucker and Tom had taken a sip, they knew something had gone horribly wrong.
“Fuck,” Tom said.
“Aaaaand, I win!” Jordan cheered.
When what had happened dawned on the now-gotten pair, they both had the same oh-shit-we’re-fucked look on their face.
“Okay, I have to admit, this is a lot more fun than just kicking their asses,” Sonja laughed. “Now, what do you two have to say for yourselves?”
“We’re sorry we tried to trick you into saying whatever we wanted. We know that manipulation is wrong and we won’t do it again,” The pair said in a voice that wasn’t entirely unlike schoolchildren reciting something for their teacher.
Jordan planted a kiss on his boyfriend’s forehead. “I love you Tom, but if you ever try to cheat me in a bet again, you’re dead to me,” Jordan laughed.
“Jordan, I think you could say that they got themselves in an awkward potion-sition,” Sonja laughed.
“Fantastic use of pun, Sonj,” Jordan said, appreciating the pun.
Tom groaned to himself on the inside. Of course, he wasn’t too disappointed- his punishment is almost as good as what Jordan had won.