A/N: Even though you aren’t introduced to the twins in this chapter I’m gonna be a loser and tell you up straight that the twins are named “Sol” and “Lux” ‘cause im the most uncreative bastard ever and I don’t want to get too complicated with this. So uh… here I guess is the start of that twin!sollux/eridan thing.
 i snagged a new beta reader so some context may have changed. it’s still pretty much the same just with correct grammar and punctuation.
i wwas about to suggest those a you partakin in illicit activvities wwith lavva lamps turn instead to other trolls wwho wwould be able to provvide a much better servvice but seein as howw a number a you behavve i dont think thats quite possible