because-legs

All the Wonderlanders together! At some point I need to take the time to really set up my signature shelf nicely again. I’ve kind of just been tossing new characters up there and it’s getting cluttered.

Bunny is cute. Mine obviously has the eye issue that they all have, but it bothers me less in person than in pictures and it’s not very noticeable if you aren’t looking at her straight on. If there’s one with better screening later, I’ll probably get her, but I don’t think I’ll probably take the time to try and repaint the eyes to be looking straight ahead. I might get some tights for her eventually though, not the least reason because her lower legs are a different color pink than her upper legs and tights would hide that nicely.

Alistair has a great face. I got one with basically perfect screening, so yay! I want to at the very least paint some gold details on his bag and boots, but if I have him hiding back there behind all the girls anyway his lack of detailing won’t stand out so much.

anonymous asked:

To the closeted mtf, try telling them that is was a dare from some girls or something, I know a few vis guys who have waxed their legs because they wanted to prove that it wasn't that painful. good luck with whatever method you choose!

I fucking dread summer.

I know it’s supposed to be something I should be like “YASS SUMMERS IN AND SCHOOLS OUT. FUCK YA BITCHES” but I dread it so much. not because I won’t be able to see my friends or that because I’m lonely without school but because that means I’m forced to wear shorts and I hate my legs. I hate every single thing about them. I have to wear shorts so I seem normal enough and so I don’t die to death in my black skinny jeans. I hate the way my legs are because they seem gross and fat and I can’t deal with them.

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remember when you were tiny? you could wrap your whole hand around just one of your dad’s fingers. he would slow down for you, because your legs were half the size of his. (although that hasn’t changed much, he’ll still slow down when it gets too much for your heart.) when you held your dad’s hand, you felt unstoppable - like you could take on the world. because he is 6'4 and you’re maybe half of him. because he’ll protect you from whatever is in your way. now you’re all grown up, it’s a little different. your hands are a little bigger, as are you. as is your mind. be careful when growing up, because your dad is growing old too.

I say: ~ Hi! ~ to everyone. /*o*/

Sunday, sunny and warm day. I was on a veeery long walk today. I went on the lake, to the forest and to other places, where I went with my friends from school a long time ago. It was a big pleasure for me because I like such an outings. ^-^

Now, my legs hurt because of a long walking but for sure I’ll survive it. ^-^

So… tell me how do you do, guys? I hope your day also is great as mine. ^-^

So an old lady lectured me about my body art

I got a lecture and a head shake from an old lady about how I’m tainting my beauty with my tattoos.
I explained to her how I used body art to cover up my self harm scars, how I was using artistic expression to create a positive out of a negative. For the longest time I was ashamed to wear shorts because of my scars. Now I flaunt my legs proudly, because they tell the story of how I overcame so many obstacles, and how I became the person that I am now.

She stayed quiet after that.

REASONS TO SEE MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
  • Tom Hardy is a pensive masterpiece
  • Charlize Theron is your bionic, kickass, emotional action hero you always wanted.
  • Possible Alternate Title: Furiosa and Her Gal Pals Rule the Desert And Tom Hardy Is Also There
  • BLIND MUTANT GUY ON BUNGIE CHORDS PLAYING A BASS/GUITAR BLADE WITH FLAMES COMING OUT OF THE HEAD BEING DRIVEN ON A FUCKING FLOAT MADE OF HUGE ASS AMPS PROVIDING THE WARTIME METAL RIFFS THE WHOLE TIME.
  • You don’t have to worry about missing leg day because your buns and thighs will be tense basically the whole time
  • Neckbeards are furious about it
  • There’s Oscar buzz about it
  • You will cheer 
  • You will cry
  • You will screech
  • You may even laugh
  • Man pain is at an all time low (aka no woman dies for that reason)
  • Nicholas Hoult as the scrawny guy just trying to fit in with his bros
  • No dumb “THERE’S NO FUCKING TIME FOR THIS RN” kiss
  • Action sequences on POINT
  • Cinematography on POINT
  • Art Direction/Costume design on POINT
  • Characterization ESP of women characters oN POINT
  • It truly is truly the feminist action film we have been waiting for
  • (It could’ve used way more PoC tho. I’m glad Zoe Kravitz was there and a few others I’m not familiar with, but I still maintain that it’s a gr8 film)

being best friends with luke would involve:

• buying him breadsticks

• “stop calling me a breadstick”

• having him saved as ‘noodle/breadstick boy’ in your phone

• shouting at him for getting water on the floor after a shower

• knock knock jokes

• “luke shut up you’re not funny”

• him whining and drawing out your name when you ignore him

• “luke please let me tidy up your eyebrows they’re so messy”

• racing each other to the bathroom

• constantly tripping over his long legs because he sits in the weirdest places

• him sitting on you

• eating cereal all day

• leaving your phone lying around and later finding hundreds of badly taken selfies he left

• “luke stop being so dramatic you’re not gonna die it’s just a paper cut”

• him trying to bake you cupcakes when you’re sad

• making him watch girly movies with you

• “luke stop whining you love mean girls”

• “luke stop putting things up so high you know i can’t reach the top cupboard" 

-x-


MICHAEL // CALUM // request the other boys here