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Happy Birthday, Chris Colfer!


this was never about winning. it’s just about surviving. the machine and i couldn’t save the world. we had to settle for protecting the seven people who might be able to take it back. so we gave samaritan a blind spot: seven key servers that hard codes it to ignore seven carefully crafted new identities. when the whole world is watched, filed, indexed, numbered, the only way to disappear is to appear. hiding our true identities inside a seemingly ordinary life. you’re not a free man anymore, harold. you’re just a number. we have to become these people now. and if we don’t, they’ll find us, and they’ll kill us. i’m sorry, harold. i know it’s not enough. a lot of people are gonna die. people who might have been able to help. everything is changing. i don’t know if it will ever get better. but it’s going to get worse. the machine asked me to tell you something before we part - you once told john the whole point of pandora’s box is that once you’ve opened it, you can’t close it again. she wanted me to remind you of how the story ends. when everything is over, when the worst has happened…there’s still one thing left in pandora’s box: hope.


Charlie & Miles (feat. Joe and Gene) | 2.21

"Pull the whistle, Joe!

We just stole a train!”

Whenever I’m in a tough situation I think to myself “what would Sousuke do”..

Elijah sighed heavily into the phone, which caused Caroline to immediately turn apologetic. “I know, I know. I broke like a commandment ‘thou shalt not speak ill of the mother of your brother’s hellspawn' or something, but I'm sorry, I just don't like her.”

"Which I realize Caroline," And she could hear the note of long-suffering patience in his voice the same as every other time they spoke of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, "but you do remember that neither of them wanted this."

"Well if neither of them wanted this, then one of them should’ve thought to wear a condom."


"Fine. I’m dropping it. I don’t want to talk about them anyway." And now it was her turn to sigh as though she was under all the weight of the world. "Tell me something else. Tell me what you’ve been doing? You always tell me about everyone else, and I don’t care about them, or listen to me complain about everything under the sun, like Elena’s amazing ability to use up all the hot water, every time, but you never talk to me about you. I wanna know how you’re doing. I don’t care about anyone else.”