with that, boys and girls, Rufus the Magic Christmas Lion, bit the
awful man’s head off. ROAR!”
4-7, The Feats of Falconry.
8, “Vultures are very, very lazy birds,” the keeper told us, right in front of the vulture. I was disappointed that the vulture didn’t attack him with his corrosive vomit. He would have been entirely justified: “When threatened!”