Leaving behind Champ and his struggle to remain unseen we move across the map, literally, to the great pacific North West in pursuit of a lesser known Cryptid… Batsquatch, the Bat Sasquatch, or Squatchbat.
As the perfectly well adjusted and sociable locals call it, Batsquatch, is a large and unfriendly Cryptid that inhabits the evergreen state of Washington in the foothills and shadows of Mt. St. Helens. Batsquatch is described to have purple skin and deep piercing red eyes, with a gigantic wingspan. It has been reported as having a torso and almost resembling a sasquatch but with fucking wings. While Batsquatch is a carnivore it’s diet does not consist of humans, Batsquatch sustains itself by hunting deer and such. So thankfully there have yet to be any attacks. Batsquatch is a strange and mysterious creature that needs to be protected. If we keep encroaching on Batsquatch’s lands who knows what will happen to our small dogs and children.
Sightings began in the 1980’s so there has to be at least two of them. On dark stormy nights, as locals say, Batsquatch comes down from the mountain to steal livestock and hassle teenagers who dare camp in their back yards. No one knows where Batcquatch came from and no one knows how long it will stay.
But please don’t take my word from it take this eyewitness account from someone with a “prestigious position within the city.” http://www.batsquatch.com/batsquatch/encounter.html
When I told my old partner, Steve, at the NPS(National Park Services) about Batsquatch he said “Pics or it didn’t happen” well POIDH on these, STEVE.
Why would it be in a Newspaper if it wasn’t true? #OpenYourEyes #ToldYouStacy
Are you calling Brian Canfield a liar? #AreYouSick? #WouldTheBrianYouKnowDoThat?
I am no classically trained ‘scientist’ but that is at least a 75 foot wingspan. #HardCoreEvidence #Damn #Proof
Journey continues, and the players are the same.
The Squatch Watcher