I still can’t get over the fact that we are going to have a baby Noah! A little boy… It’s totally not what I expected, but it’s absolutely perfect. I also can’t get over these pics that @candeelawrence took for us! At this point Julisabel was done. Put her in the sling and she nursed herself to sleep almost immediately. Photoshoot saved!


Did you hear the joke about the fat kid who always wears headphones? He wears them so he doesn’t have to hear your lame-ass fat jokes ‘cause believe me, I’ve heard them all. And this is my senior year, it’s supposed to be the best year of my life but instead I’m a no-name transfer and not one of these McKinley douchebags has bothered to talk to me. Whatever. Who needs them? I’ve got my boys Tupac, Hendrix, Jagger, Sinatra. Music might be my only friend but it’s the only friend that I need.


i was the saw. that’s what they called me. i sliced through this school like, well, like a saw. dude got in my way? sawed him. had my sights on a chick? sawed her. it would have been like a horror movie if i wasn’t so awesome. that guy’s gone now. i have a purpose. to defend our great country with my superior air power. i don’t look back. the past is dead to me.