so…i open my phone and i get a text. its from a number i dont know.

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i text back saying i think you have the wrong number and then asked him who the footy pajamas were for (just to be funny)

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ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER I GET A TEXT FROM A DIFFERENT NUMBER

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THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE 

SO NOW IM JUST PLAYING ALONG BC IM PRETTY SURE THIS WAS ALL A JOKE IN THE FIRST PLACE

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AND THIS CONVERSATION GETS SO OUT OF HAND

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I JUST

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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I HAVE NOT STOPPED LAUGHING

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so the fabulous ezra-koenipple tagged me in this god forsaken 6 selfie trend but idc im doing it. here is my face repetitively (feat. 2 fourth of july selfies and the last one that i had to take right now because i didnt have enough selfies on my phone wow)

now panicsatdiscos silent-ass-ass-in thegirlnamedrachel awkwardheroes i would really enjoy seeing pics of all yall cuties

  • tumblr voice challenge
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I was tagged by quaffel to do the Tumblr Voice Challenge

I’m tagging awkwardheroes, infernalandmortal, mortalacademy, mandymilkovish, sagethewarriorgoddess, holmeswattson, and cmbrbatch

This is what you have to say:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Prepare yourselves guys! The next installment, since the “Awkward Sonic Family/ Awkward Family” is here, “Awkward Heroes”. Each day, I will reveal one new Awkward team, that I have decided to pair up and draw. I will try to include EVERYONE and I mean you too AwkwardVegeta, in a team. If you are left out, please forgive this old enchilada, 

anyways, enjoy. 

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