• parents:what do you want to be when you're older?
  • 5 year old me:a vet.
  • parents:what do you want to be when you're older?
  • 11 year old me:a forensic anthropologist.
  • parents:what do you want to be when you're older?
  • me now:i want to be a mermaid who lives in the mediterranean and lures sailors to their deaths.