Things I learned from my first All Time Low concert

-jack has herpes.
-jack would like to give said herpes to the Hudson River.
-jalex ships itself
-“you can never pop that titty enough” was something mama gaskarth taught to jack when he was 5
-Alex used to masturbate into socks
-Rian feeds off the crowd’s energy and plays drum beats along to chants (to egg the rest of the band on) you go, buddy
-I don’t want to be an American idiot
-jack loves the summer of ‘98 (…he was what, 10 at the time?)
-*sighs deeply* Jenna mcdougall though. ❤️