Astyn is high and begging for stories, so this is what I told her.
- She laughed really hard at all of them.
- 1:There once was a man from Nantucket, he had sex with lots of people.
- 2:Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. Had a torrid love affair that damn near everyone knew about.
- 3:Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. We all know what Scotsmen do with those ;)
- Look at my life
- Look at my choices