Aries: Tell them No after everything they say. And move really, really slowly.
Taurus: Don’t be clear when making arrangements. And then change the arrangement suddenly. Be really forgetful and unreliable.
Gemini: Every time they talk to you, look bored. Don’t look impressed by their trivia.
Cancer: Be rude and insensitive. Speak really loudly and make sudden brash hand gestures.
Leo: Pretend you haven’t seen them. Look straight through them. If they say anything, look confused and look around like you don’t know where the noise is coming from.
Virgo: Mess up their belongings. Be really unhygienic and tread dirt into their houses.
Libra: Insist that they make all the decisions. And be really argumentative at the slightest thing they say.
Scorpio: lie a lot. Also, Make it obvious that you have lots and lots of secrets that you will never tell them.
Sagittarius: If they try to make you laugh, stare at them with a neutral face and don’t break eye contact.
Capricorn: If they try to have a serious conversation with you, pull goofy faces at them. When they are mid sentence, Suggest to them that they should learn how to make balloon animals.
Aquarius: Undermine all their idealistic theories. Tell them you support fascism.
Pisces: Be really confrontational. When they speak, start screaming at random intervals. start speaking softly but then yell random words in the middle of your sentence.