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it’s so horrible ahahaha
during ~*ESTROGEN EXPLOSION*~ dr vin diesel grilled each one of us about our crushes in ortho, we didn’t even bother to DENY the fact we had crushes
and whenever one of us would admit to our crush
he would CALL THAT RESIDENT and demand them to come to the partY
can you imagine the screaming
so NATURALLY when this was going down, my sweet beloved forevermate decides to take my love life into his own hands and send it careening into the abyss
so when dr vin diesel goes, “who else? who else has an ortho crush?”
forever-mate goes, “sir sir!!! I know an ortho resident someone *winks at me* has a crush on”
at this point i chose to focus my attention on some margaritas that needed to be drunk stat
"oh really?? WHO? it’s Dr T isn’t it? or Dr D?"
"no sir, he’s tall"
"we’re all tall in ortho"
at this point, all my blockmates caught on and were yelling at dr vin diesel (I would like to mention that they were also well on the way to be stinking drunk)
"NO SIR! he’s SUPER TALL"
"LIKE A TREE!"
"SO NICE TO CLIMB!"
(I may have crawled under the table at this point idk)
"okaaay but what else?"
"sir he has nice eyes, like SUPER"
"and he’s with Service A!!"
and then dr vin diesel’s eyes go really wide and his face lights up with sadistic glee - “IS THIS DR L????”
the ortho resident on the other end of the table, dr G suddenly develops super hearing and goes, “WHO? someone has a crush on L?? WHO??? I must know!!”
then my sweet forevermate, that paragon of loyalty and solidarity, points at ME, busy gulping down margaritas, “that one, sir”
never, in my life, have i been more grateful for alcohol
in that strange way life takes when it wants to go all romcom on you, I was able to gather all my dignity and fling it out the window and I asked dr vin diesel
"the more important question here, sir, is that - does dr L have a girlfriend??"
the screams, my friend, the screams
and of course beloved dr vin diesel whips out his phone, calls dr L and yells “dude, you have to get here right now! it’s really important, emergency case, pare! you’re doing research? FUCK THAT this is more important than that, who cares if the deadline is tomorrow”
dr vin diesel is the best wingman ever
someone get him a tiara to wrap around those terrifying biceps
HOWEVER it just so happens that my resident HAD to be the studious one and the “good boy” who didn’t want to go drinking with super hot fabulous clerk babes on a thursday night
so he didn’t come :(((
but that’s okay, at least I can have a crushie crush on him without feeling guilty
(unlike my other groupmate, whose crush is apparently married with 2 children, she was moping for DAYS)
it was a wild night, kat, there was lot of flesh being flashed
I don’t think ortho has recovered, we haven’t seen a single ortho resident since ~*ESTROGEN EXPLOSION*~
never again, kat, NEVER AGAIN