assistant

Please fire me. I just had to literally move my desk as far away from my boss’s office as possible because virtually all visitors automatically assumed that the only young woman in an open space office full of guys naturally has to be the boss’s secretary. I’m one the lawyers.

Imagine being a S.H.I.E.L.D. specialist brought in when Loki is returned to Earth. You are moved into Stark Tower and assigned to be his “social integration assistant” but your real job is to analyze Loki’s behavior- by watching his every move 24/7. He finds it annoying at first, then tries to use it against you to amuse himself in an attempt to make a bad situation worse.

Please fire me. I’ve worked as a switchboard operator at a luxury car dealership for almost 8 years. Dealing with the 95% self-righteous egomaniacs has made it so I can’t even be pleasant to the 5% nice people because I’m too tired to care anymore.

Satisfaction (Part 3 of The Getaway)

TITLE: Satisfaction (Part 3 of The Getaway)
CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: Part Three of Three
AUTHOR: marsbert
WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: actor Tom
GENRE: fluff/sexy
FIC SUMMARY: You’re Tom’s assistant and the two of you are in holiday in Spain, and you accidentally stumble upon something you probably shouldn’t have seen….
RATING: M - this one is very explicit, otherwise known as smut ;)
AUTHORS NOTES/WARNINGS: just a smutty, fun-filled ending to the short trilogy ;)

Part 1 - Interrupted
Part 2 - Mischievous

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Mischievous (Part 2 of The Getaway)

TITLE: Mischievous (Part 2 of The Getaway)
CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: Part Two of Three
AUTHOR: marsbert
WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: actor Tom
GENRE: fluff/sexy
FIC SUMMARY: You’re Tom’s assistant and the two of you are in holiday in Spain, and you accidentally stumble upon something you probably shouldn’t have seen….
RATING: M - not too explicit, but it’s mentioned
AUTHORS NOTES/WARNINGS: this one is just some frilly filler to tide everyone (myself included) over until I can do part three this coming weekend….part three is gonna be nothing but sexy, sweaty, gooey, naughty goodness ;)

Part 1- Interrupted
Part 3 - Satisfaction


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