We went out, and I ordered fish, and later that evening I puked in Derek’s lap in the car, and again on the bed, and again on the bathroom floor……… Date disasters are usually my fault.
What do you mean usually? We haven’t had that many bad dates. And I cause problems too.
I feel like the disasters are my fault.
Well, you’re silly and paranoid.
Really? Name one disaster that wasn’t my fault?
When I flirted too much with our waitress that one night at the Italian place you used to love so much. That screaming match in the parking lot was my fault.
I am still upset they don’t deliver…. I loved their food. However you staring at the waitress’s chest and having the audacity to ask for her number…..
Ok. Some things are your fault.