wah lovely angels, thank you!
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
Neither. Furuya probably wouldn’t even sext. He’d just stare at one he receives and go "but what does he mean by ‘send me a pic’??????“ while he sends over a picture of a polar bear mug he got at half price last Sunday. After a while Haruichi wouldn’t even try anymore.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
Furuya. He really likes The Lion King and always cries when Simba is separated from Mustafa. Haruichi just smiles and holds his hand gently.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
Furuya. It was by accident!, he swears but Haruichi knows it was because he was half asleep when reheating and gets mad at him anyway, though none of the lecture ever gets into Furuya’s head because he was too busy thinking about how Haruichi looked like a cute chipmunk when angered.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
Haruichi. Furuya is not the type to play along and just responds with “Why do I need to guess when I know it’s you?”
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
Furuya. He always feels instantly warmer whenever in contact with Haruichi ♥
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?
Haruichi. Masterchef is surprisingly addictive………. Furuya doesn’t care and just wants the TV back so he can switch it back to the National Geographic Channel.
Who laughs more during sex?
Haruichi, because Furuya is Too Polite when he Does The Thing, and he laughs to make it a little bit less serious (that, and serious
ly desperate furuya is cute)
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
Haruichi, though sometimes he tries to be the big spoon, but they always end up rolling over the other way, straight back to square one.
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