This opening is the most Chris Harisson has spoken all season. And why are they saying everything is going to change? They knew this was gonna happen. Like duh.
Michelle not knowing:
AshLee has officially lost her fucking mind.
Michelle also needs to fucking mind her own business. Like whatever.
Graham and AshLee break up:
Tasos and Christy break up:
Jackie and Zack break up:
Lacy and Marcus STAY TOGETHER:
Sarah and Robert STAY TOGETHER:
Okay Michelle no one is holding a gun to your head calm down. But I honestly don’t care about her or Cody.
Ok the 9 year old kid gives better advice than the “adults” on this show.
Cody says they should take it slow and then wants Michelle to be his wife in the same breath I literally CAN’T.
Everyone’s got that post fuckery island glow.
Sarah and Robert didn’t do the do!? WHAT!?
ROBERT WHY AREN’T YOU FIGHTING FOR HER? TELL HER YOU ARE CRAZY ABOUT HER. TELL HER YOU DO WANT HER. WHAT IS THIS.
DES AND CHRIS AND SEAN AND CATHERINE (and that other couple?)
“and how fun they’re having together” I’m going to miss Lacy muddling every cliche in the book.
DES SAID RIGHT REASONS. SHE SAID IT.
Sean and Catherine are DYING to say something sarcastic and snarky and I am soooooo annoyed that they won’t let them.
I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO PROPOSE WHEN HE TOOK HER AWAY I FUCKING KNEW IT AND I AM SQUEALING THAT’S FUCKING ADORABLE I LOVE IT THAT’S SO CUTE I AM DEAD I LOVE IT SO MUCH
It wouldn’t be this show without Chris Harrison making them give the roses. Like why. She has a fucking ring, dude.
BEST FINALE EVER (except not really because Robert and Sarah but whatever.)