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Fuckery Island: The Finale (Bachelor in Paradise 9.8)

This opening is the most Chris Harisson has spoken all season. And why are they saying everything is going to change? They knew this was gonna happen. Like duh.

Michelle not knowing:

AshLee has officially lost her fucking mind. 

Michelle also needs to fucking mind her own business. Like whatever.

Graham and AshLee break up:

Tasos and Christy break up:

Jackie and Zack break up:

Lacy and Marcus STAY TOGETHER:

Sarah and Robert STAY TOGETHER:

Okay Michelle no one is holding a gun to your head calm down. But I honestly don’t care about her or Cody.

Ok the 9 year old kid gives better advice than the “adults” on this show.

Overnight dates:

Robert’s abs;

Cody says they should take it slow and then wants Michelle to be his wife in the same breath I literally CAN’T.

Everyone’s got that post fuckery island glow.

Sarah and Robert didn’t do the do!? WHAT!?

ROBERT WHY AREN’T YOU FIGHTING FOR HER? TELL HER YOU ARE CRAZY ABOUT HER. TELL HER YOU DO WANT HER. WHAT IS THIS.

DES AND CHRIS AND SEAN AND CATHERINE (and that other couple?)

“and how fun they’re having together” I’m going to miss Lacy muddling every cliche in the book.

DES SAID RIGHT REASONS. SHE SAID IT.

Sean and Catherine are DYING to say something sarcastic and snarky and I am soooooo annoyed that they won’t let them.

I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO PROPOSE WHEN HE TOOK HER AWAY I FUCKING KNEW IT AND I AM SQUEALING THAT’S FUCKING ADORABLE I LOVE IT THAT’S SO CUTE I AM DEAD I LOVE IT SO MUCH

It wouldn’t be this show without Chris Harrison making them give the roses. Like why. She has a fucking ring, dude.

BEST FINALE EVER (except not really because Robert and Sarah but whatever.)

The Bachelor Ep 07: I Love to Dance and I Love to Have Fun

Y'all been in a seaplane before?
If it’s not physically, then it’s emotionally carried away.

Falling in love with Sean is so scary.
Last week in Canada I took a plunge

into realizing my past and my abandonment issues.
It is very romantic to be here.

It’s like Sean’s and I’s own secret garden.
I’m above everyone else.

That’s my face. I can’t help it.
People have judged me

because I haven’t said good morning.
I can’t control my eyebrow. I cannot

control my eyebrow. I’m real good.
Nobody would take my sparkle away.

Women Tell All - Recap

I haven’t been keeping up with recaps…but I thought I had enough to say from last nights episode, I would do a quick one. 

First, Tierra, Tierra, Tierra. Did everyone forget this show is called “The Bachelor”? I was so ready for her time in the hot seat to be over before it even started. She acted perfect, apologized (kind of) and apparently forgot how to put on make up. She looked horrible, minus the fact that she got the dent in her forehead fixed. What did surprise me? The fact that Sean didn’t even confront her at all. I’m sure he is as over Tierra as anyone, but I still wanted to see some sort of interaction.

Desiree and Sarah got their turn in the “hot seat” and these two girls are so sweet. A lot of people were raving about Desiree’s dress, but I thought it was a little unflattering because, well, if I’m being blunt - she couldn’t fill it out.

I thought Sarah looked the prettiest by far. I really love Sarah. While many thought she harped on the fact she had one arm, I think a lot of that had to do with editing. I wish we would have seen Sean and Sarah talk to each other because they did and I heard it was a sweet exchange. Des and Sean clearly had a good connection because they both acted like giddy school girls when they said hello

We move on to Ashlee who clearly had a chip on her shoulder the whole time. I had moments throughout the whole season where I loved her, then I couldn’t stand her. Last night, I was mixed, too. When she threw the bombshell out that Sean told her he didn’t have feelings for the other two women, his face was priceless. I don’t know whether I believe it or not. It was probably something more along the lines of, “I do feel a stronger connection to you right now." Somehow, Ashlee turned it in her mind to mean that she was going to be pregnant with his child within 6 months. She does seem a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs in the relationship department. Do you believe her? Did you like her ombre? Chick has the BEST hair, I swear. 

If there is anything we can learn from the Women Tell All, it is who the front runners are for The Bachelorette. So, it has to be Sarah, Desiree or Ashlee because they got the most airtime. I don’t really have a preference because I think either way it won’t be the most exciting season, but here I will be 6 months from now recapping it. 

I was surprised Lesley didn’t get much attention, but my love for her really dwindled as the season went on.

Thoughts on the episode?

Bachelor in Paradise Causes Broken Legs and Love Trianges

#BachelorInParadise Causes Broken Legs and Love Triangles (+Ben is still a douche)

Last week, Michelle K left because she wasn’t making “connections” with any of the right guys, and Daniella was sent home when Ben chose Sarah instead. This week, we’re back in a small Mexican hut for drama, dates, and crazy women.

Before the show really begins, Chris Harrison shows up for an explanation of why Michelle K pulled herself out of the BiP house last week. Her lack of connection…

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