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  • GL()W STICK MAGIC [GL()W] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
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  • GL()W:#ELL()
  • GL()W:#UMAN
  • Mike:☣ sup
  • GL()W:I MUST TELL Y()U GRAVE NEWS
  • Mike:☣ wat
  • GL()W:Y()UR ANIMATR()NIC ENIMES
  • GL()W:T#EY CAN BE DEFEATED
  • Mike:☣ [#such effort in my responses]
  • Mike:☣ How
  • GL()W:Y()U MUST PREF()RM ASDFG#JKLQWERT
  • GL()W:N()W
  • GL()W:F()R ASDFG#JKLQWERT Y()U MUST FIND 3 GL()WSTICKS
  • Mike:☣ asdfghjklqwert?
  • GL()W:YES
  • Mike:☣ -how the fuck did i say that-
  • Mike:☣ .....
  • GL()W:WILL Y()U D() IT ()R N()T I #AVE N()T G()T ALL ()F Y()UR *PAT#ETIC* S#()RT LIFESPAN.
  • Mike:☣ -pulls a pack of glowsticks out of my pocket-
  • GL()W:G()()D
  • GL()W:N()W FIND A CUP
  • Mike:☣ i got a cup
  • GL()W:BREAK T#E GL()WSTICKS *EXACTLY* IN T#E MIDDLE.
  • GL()W:AND P()UR T#EM INT() T#E CUP
  • Mike:☣ -does so-
  • GL()W:G()()D
  • GL()W:N()W
  • Mike:☣ now
  • GL()W:Y()U MUST ADD ()NE STRAWN ()F WATER
  • GL()W:WAIT
  • Mike:☣ wat
  • GL()W:Y()U #UMANS CALL T#AT A TBS
  • Mike:☣ ?
  • GL()W:TABLBLESP()()N = STRAWN
  • GL()W:ANYWAY
  • Mike:☣ -does so-
  • Mike:☣ wait
  • Mike:☣ wait fuck
  • GL()W:()NE Y()U #AVE MADE T#E MIXTURE Y()U MUST DANCE T() T#IS S()NG:
  • Mike:☣ no no i aint drinkin this shit
  • GL()W:HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=K78OJOJZCVC
  • Mike:☣ nah
  • Mike:☣ NAH
  • Mike:☣ naaah
  • GL()W:DRINK IT
  • Mike:☣ -whispers- nah
  • Mike:☣ -flies off into the kitchen flipping off the wurld-
  • GL()W:C()ME BACK
  • Mike:☣ NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Mike:☣ I AINT DRINKIN IT
  • GL()W:Y()U MUST DRINK WIT# T#E FURY ()F 1000 SUNS
  • GL()W:()NLY T#EN WILL Y()U SURVIVE
  • GL()W:AFTER Y()U DRINK T#E MIXTURE AND DANCE Y()U MUST SLEEP
  • GL()W:IF Y()U WAKE UP
  • GL()W:Y()U WILL BE A GL()W G()D
  • GL()W:LIKE ME
  • GL()W:N()W G()
  • GL()W:SPREAD W()RD
  • GL()W:Y()U WILL BE INVINCIBLE AND ()NLY T#EN WILL Y()U DEFEAT FREDDY
  • GL()W:I MUST G()
  • Mike:☣ you can SUCK MY DICK
  • GL()W:GL()0 #AS MY FAYG() SUPPLY #UNG UP
  • GL()W:()# S#IT GL()0 #AS A GUN
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