(DISCLAIMER: This is not what the signs “should” be, but let’s say they had to be forced into one profession as a collective, these would be it.)
Aries - Performers: this can be any type of performance; dance, theatre, acting, or even miming. Not saying that all Aries’ are confident people, or even dramatic enough to be performers, but when put into the position they can do amazingly well under the spotlight, and will probably grow to enjoy it (as they are meant to shine!) Aries’ are full of energy and enthusiasm, while being very expressive through their body language. They excel at activities which are physical, but also gives them a chance to channel their great feelings of urgency and passion.
Taurus - Chefs: even if you don’t cook well, all Taurus’ know good food when they taste it and this is enough of a prompt for them to become amazing cooks. They aren’t for the bland and tasteless when it comes to their food; they like a range of meals and experiences, thus being most likely to create the most succulent and flavoured dishes (with practice, of course.) Also, they’re methodical creatures and will find a certain bliss in the process of cooking.
Gemini - Writers: even the most tongue-tied, inarticulate Gemini is probably a better communicator than you. Gemini’s minds run at a thousand miles a second and so many different ideas go through their brains throughout the day. They aren’t always these super smart and vocal people, but when it comes to it, they’re most likely to be the best writers as they know the right thing to say and the right word to use. Give them the time, and they’ll be able to tap into that expansive internal world of theirs and give the most innovative, unorthodox and generally intriguing opinions and stories.
Cancer - Therapists: Cancers can be emotional and moody, we all know that, but they’re very understanding because they’ve probably felt every emotion under the sun. When they’re not focused on themselves and their own problems, they can be very insightful and have the ability to heal any troubled soul that comes their way. They have the power of the moon at their fingertips and all they need to do is tap into that maternal side to their personalities (it all comes a’flowin’ after that.) Cancers have a generally non-judgmental attitude, which helps people put down their guards around them.
Leo - Politicians: I know, I know - you don’t really get this kind of an answer for a Leo. But even if the harsh world of politics isn’t the best place for them, it would benefit the rest of us! The reason Leo’s are born leaders is because they are ruled almost entirely by their hearts, but have enough mental energy and intelligence to guide their passionate feelings in a more practical manner. They are the least likely to judge or be prejudiced against people, holding themselves with a certain integrity and honour. Although when they attack, they attack with ferocity, a Leo is someone who is always willing to give people second chances.
Virgo - Scientists: so precise and exact, Virgos are the only people I would trust to have the worlds’ natural laws and secrets in their hands. Virgos will not miss a single thing and if all scientists were Virgos, I’m sure we’d have the knowledge to an eco-friendly, harmonious life on earth by now. They are thorough and methodical and have their own way of getting things done. While being these little geniuses (generally), Virgos have this nurturing side to them. They can be very intelligent and sharp minded, but also have enough intuition to view science with a healthy dose of spirituality.
Libra - Lawyers: give a Libra a chance to collect themselves, and they will argue the shit out of a case. Behind their picture of composed perfection, there is a passion and that passion is for justice. No one believes in fairness more than the Libra, and no one has the charm and diplomacy to make their way to the top of law than the Libra. They may not be known for their confrontational nature, but a Libra who is strong willed and compassionate enough, who can combine their skills of communication, charisma and intelligence, (with the right amount of courage) can make their case irrefutable. Their charms will have any jury at their feet and because they believe in true fairness for all, they’ll fight for those who’ve been let down by the sometimes arbitrary and prejudiced justice system.
Scorpio - Criminal Psychologists: really, it is either that or “detective.” The reason that Scorpios would be greatly suited in the field of criminal psychology is because aren’t as easily shocked or disturbed. I’m not saying that they can’t be, but generally Scorpios are the kind of people who have seen the darkest sides of humanity - both in others and in themselves - and for them, life is one big grey area. They will have the stomach, insight, curiosity and mental strength to be able to deal with the horrors of the criminally insane. Scorpios are emotionally intense, but they draw strength from this is and will be able to enter the job with an open mind. They will be able to delve into the depths of a person’s soul, while being able to keep their own mental health intact.
Sagittarius - Professors/Teachers: you know how sometimes with teachers, you get the feeling they’ve fallen into a profession they really didn’t want? Like they drew the short end of a straw or something? You won’t get that with a Sag teacher! The reason I’ve put this sign into this career is because Sagittarius’ love to share and love to learn; they have this undeniable and contagious optimism about them, and if not that a true passion for whatever field they study. Teaching isn’t a dead end for them; they’re good with people and will know how to connect with their students. They have the right mix of passion, intelligence, and openness to become an engrossing and enlightening Professor/Teacher.
Capricorn - Surgeons: this one was harder to answer, because being a Capricorn I’m obviously going to be a little biased (but personally I’m not the “surgeon” type.) Capricorns aren’t very emotional, in fact they can appear to be quite clinical in their approach to others at times, but inside of them is a well of feelings and a natural compassion that goes beyond just wanting to hug the hurt away. The best profession for a Capricorn to channel that need to take care of others, while keeping themselves at a distance, is through medicine. They may not know how to make you feel better emotionally or mentally, but they can certainly get rid of that tumor! Capricorns have the required patience and stealth for the profession, and they’re not the type to faint at the sight of a little blood neither.
Aquarius - Celebrities: so being a “celebrity” isn’t a job necessarily, but the reason Aquarius’ are so much more suited to the status than any other sign is the fact that they have so many varying interests and talents, and never really decide on one thing to do. Being a rich famous person will help them; they could dabble in theatre, promptly move on to music, have a go at politics for a bit, or invent something! Aquarius’ aren’t indecisive, they’re just multifaceted. Sports, science, art - anything, you name it and they’ll learn to be good at something in it. They also have a strong sense of self and will be least likely to let the “fame and fortune” get to their heads.
Pisces - Artists: any kind of artistic occupation for the Pisces - musicians, painters, sculptors, etc. They’re very emotional, spiritually inclined and all Pisces’ need to express themselves in one way or another. If they keep their feelings locked in, it could be lethal for their health, and they need the freedom that is given as a artist to work on their own terms. These guys have a natural talent for the arts and would produce the most emotive and interesting work.