dear leslie: by the time you read this, i’ll be dead. this is how i think it’s gonna happen: ron will shoot me, then i’ll shoot ron, then andy will enter and get shot by ron. then, you’ll come in and get shot by andy, ron and i multiple times. love: your idiot husband, benji.
p.s.: then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other
(dave will come back for the finale just to play one of the cops)