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I’m literally so in love with him

anonymous said:

Parks & Rec should pull a 'Dear Sister' for the finale plot twist.

dear leslie: by the time you read this, i’ll be dead. this is how i think it’s gonna happen: ron will shoot me, then i’ll shoot ron, then andy will enter and get shot by ron. then, you’ll come in and get shot by andy, ron and i multiple times. love: your idiot husband, benji. 

p.s.: then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other 

(dave will come back for the finale just to play one of the cops) 

anonymous said:

top ten tips to get senpai to notice you, go!

1. look like shaq

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7. hum smash mouth’s hit single all star when senpai is around

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Garcia distributes new iPads to the team]

Emily: Whoa!
Garcia: Welcome to the 21st century. Yay. Technology. Behold every one has a new tablet.
Reid: We’ve gone paperless?
Garcia: Fear not, Doctor of the Dark Ages, I went old school for your anti-technology quirk—paper files, hard copy photos—but the, uh, abacus is your responsibility.
Hotch: Garcia, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the funding for these come from?
Garcia: I did a thing…
Hotch: “A thing?”
Garcia: Best not talk about the thing?
Hotch: We’ll talk about the thing later.

—  Emily Prentiss, Penelope Garcia, Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner. Season 6 Episode 7. Criminal Minds quote of the day.
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