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AntiChrist

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Reggsy/Roxwin social media/faking dating AU (insp)
When Roxy learns that the other recruits from Kingsman training thought both she and Eggsy had a thing together, she wonders how everyone would react if they actually began dating. They begin to fake date, trying their hardest to make it look as believable as possible on their social media (more importantly, as to piss off Rufus). But what happens when Eggsy starts to realise he might have stopped pretending? What happens to their friendship when his own doubts begin to make him withdrawn from her? 

anonymous asked:

Harry: Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place. Louis: Dear God, PLEASE do not tell me you got that whale tattoo for the sake of this pick-up line! Harry: *blinks* Louis: *huffs* Fine. Let's go hump back at your place. *mumbles* I fucking love you, ya idiot.

Harry:

Louis: “Don’t you dare get cocky, you cheeky kitten.”

Harry: *giggles at Louis’ pun*

anonymous asked:

Harry: There will only be seven planets left after I destroy Uranus. Louis: No. You don't deserve sex after that. Go to our room and think about what you've done.

Harry: 

Why are you so mean, Louis? Look what you’ve done to your baby.

so in less than a full year i will be moving out of my house and into some college related setting and like everytime i think of it i start to cry a little not becuase im not ready to move out, im super excited about that adeventure, but beacuse im going to have to look my mom in the face and say goodbye to her as she drops me off at my apartment thing and oh god im crying now i dont think ill be able to do that im such an emtional person im gonna be that weird girl who cried and the strange thing is after i turned ten i have never once been homesick but the thought of having to watch my mom turn and go and not see her for five or so months is a lot wow

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I didn’t even need to edit the subs

Bonus:

looks like someone wants to brag about his boyfriend