aqueerness

We were in maths earlier and our teacher made us write down what we wanted to do on Fridays to make it better, and because Gareth had suggested buns, we all wrote “Whatever Gareth’s put” to which my teacher replied “Okay, check what Gareth’s actually written first before you write that. I don’t care what the majority vote is, we aren’t sacrificing virgins every Friday just because Gareth suggested it”

We were talking about Scotland at break today and some lower 6th I’ve never met asked me what way I think the vote should go and then he started telling me about the politics of the western world since WW2 for like 20 minutes and asked me if he could add me on Facebook??

THIS IS A PROBLEM

BECAUSE I DESPERATELY WANT MRS FOSTER TO TEACH ME ENGLISH, YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT WOMAN, I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BE IN HER CLASS

BUT

IF IM IN MS BEGLEY’S CLASS, IT MEANS IM IN THE SAME CLASS AS LAOISE AND RYAN AND EVERYONE FOR EVERYTHING ELSE

AND I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BE IN THEIR CLASS

DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM

Okay, my actual problem is that I have school in seven hours, it’s two am, and I’m not even sleeping, I’m just listening to George Blagden’s I Will Follow You Into The Dark- that is pretty problematic in itself

BUT DAMMIT THIS IS A PROBLEM ALSO