The Divorce Procedures

That’s it Apple, Inc., we’re on a trial separation. I will call my mobile service provider so we can settle this like adults. You keep what belongs to you and I’ll keep what belongs to me… my money (and my laptop computer).

When we started this relationship you were so different. You inspired me and showed me amazing new things. You were on my hip with pride and joy. Yes, it gave me pride to say I had an iPhone or an iPad. I couldn’t help but fall in love with your wonderful “i-xxxx” devices… iPods, iPhones, iPads. Like most relationships, it was love at first sight and the romance swept me off my feet.

Here we are nearly 10 years later and every day is more painful than the day before. Each new promise causes me pain & suffering. You consistently make poor updates to the core of the phone. You break the things that I need then proceed to charge me double the cost for the repair. How can we go on like this? It’s not good for me and it’s not good for my children.

Most importantly, you don’t listen to me! You don’t listen to anyone. I went online to see what other couples said about their relationships and I see the same, sad old story. You’ve done this to others and like a sucker, I’ve fallen for the demo package. Well no more, I tell you no more!

I’m going to find me a new technology love. There are certain Android shape devices that want my attention and I’m going to give them a try. You should have treated me better Apple, you really should have. I would have stayed with you for life. So long, farewell! Don’t call me, I’ll call you (or I would if my phone would work!)


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