remember that “fanfic authors” meme-sort of thing going around a short time ago, like if the story contains (x signature thing) and/or (y signature thing) it’s probably been written by (author)?
I didn’t get mentioned - which is fine, I wasn’t upset or anything - mainly because I didn’t think I had a signature thing.
I was wrong.
I think I found my signature thing.
“If the story contains at least one scene where the characters are eating and the meal leads to sex, and/or their enjoyment of a food item is described in equal graphic detail to the sex that follows, fuck-me-barnes probably wrote it.”