ALRIGHT HERE WE GO
who’s the cuddler:
kashima is definitely the cuddler! (although hori enjoys cuddling just as much, if not more, than kashima does. he’s just not very open about it, haha.) anyways, she’s always looking for excuses to cuddle and she just needs to wrap her precious princess hori in her arms and protect him from the dangers of the world.
who makes the bed:
hori does!!! kashima’s not a slob, but you can’t trust her with these tasks early in the morning.
who wakes up first:
again, hori wakes up first! kashima’s a late riser, and sometimes sleeps in on purpose. (and if he doesn’t get up first, who the hell’s going to drag her out of bed, anyways??)
who has the weird taste in music:
i guess it depends on your definition of weird, but probably kashima?? im assuming?
who is more protective:
THIS IS SO TOUGH BUT IM GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH HORI ON THIS ONE. kashima is hori’s knight in shining armor, his one and only prince charming!!!! but idk hori is a doting mother hen when it comes to kashima. without a doubt, if something went down or someone threw some serious shade at either one of them, hori or kashima would probably beat them up. however, hori probably worries way more about kashima than she does him. he’s probably always super paranoid when it comes to her bc she’s always doing silly things and might get hurt, and if anything happened to her, hori would probably die tbh. (however, it goes without saying that kashima also cares about hori a lot.)
who sings in the shower:
KASHIMA. KASHIMA ALWAYS SINGS IN THE SHOWER. COMPLETELY OUT OF TUNE. OFF PITCH. DYING CHICKEN. (and hori finds it so endearing he literally cannot whenever she sings in the shower. like who knew, he thinks whilst laughing his ass off. kashima is adorable.)
who cries during movies:
THEY BOTH DO! kashima gets way more emotional than hori and is a snot-faced mess, but hori definitely cries as well. he gets so invested in the plot and characters he cant help it. (he tries so hard to keep it in though. i cant cry in front of kashima especially in front of kASHIMA. but he does and then when they get home they cry about it some more and kashima’s trying to be all suave and gently wipes away his tears and caresses his face telling him to dry his tears and finishes with a cheesy pickup line but it doesnt work bc she’s a snot-faced mess too.)
who spends the most while out shopping:
kashima does! she really enjoys buying clothes and snacks and parfaits and dessert and food. (and hori definitely does not help in this case he can’t say no to her face. impossible. simply unthinkable.)
who kisses more roughly:
HORI. (ok i can totally get into the idea of kashima being a rough kisser, but she can’t do it! she just can’t! to her hori is a delicate, fragile maiden who must be protected and she cannot bring him harm! he must be treated like a delicate princess!!!) and on hori’s side of things, ok man this boy has a lot of pent up sexual frustration in regards to kashima like honestly.
who is more dominant:
they can both be dominant whenever they want to be, but i like to think kashima’s the more dominant one. (after all, she gets whatever she wants and hori can never say no to her.) and even when she’s not being dominant, she still technically is bc everything hori basically does is for her.
my rating of the ship from 1-10:
i give this ship a big, fat ZERO. I FUCKIN HATE HORIKASHI. I. HATE. HORIKASHI. LIFE-RUINERS. they have ruined my life. they have taken away my sanity and my patience and have basically ruined me forever. my life will never be the same. disgusting. this ship is trash. garbage pickup is in two days. put them in where they belong. yall know what to do.