"aaaayyeee it me im at this party ayyeee"
"oH look who im hanging out with btw this just about me being next to the luke hemmings… imma show my friend so its not that obvious that im trying to make you jealous”
"haha it me again"
"did i mention im with luke"
and lukes just like “gET ME AWAY FROM HER SHE’S TAKEN THOUSANDS OF PICTURES WITH ME I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WHERE IS MICHAEL”