This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots… we have… dragons.
Disney has always been there. For most of us, it’s the first thing we’re introduced to. And that’s the genius of Disney; putting all their time and all their effort not in something adult, but in something for children. And once something has your childhood by the balls, it’s never gonna leave you. It’s there forever. Disney has practically become family to us. It’s fairytales, it’s magic, it’s everything that we enjoyed and thought was possible when we were younger. And as we grow older, there’s a lot of other things to enjoy. The artistry, the creativity, the imagination; there’s literally no other word for it but Disney. It’s an artistic cultural phenomenon that’ll never, ever leave. - Doug Walker (The Nostalgia Critic)
Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love’s first kiss.