ghoulettesinspace replied to your chat:
Fury Road Reviewers: The women in this movie…
I want to be the fighter swinging back and forth on the pole on top of your war rig. And also I want to shoot missles.
Like realistically I’d probably end up as someone’s hood ornament, because I’m not sure I’d want to live in a world without contact lenses and wifi, but I’m not going to let that deter me from pursuing my dream of changing my name to Lord Cuntmungus and driving a mutant land ship that looks like the result of an illicit three-way between Satan, a Bagger 288, and the evil truck from Duel. I want a vehicle that looks like what you’d get if Optimus Prime had a really severe nervous breakdown/midlife crisis and started eating his own children like a car/robot version of Goya’s Saturn Devouring His Son. It’s important.
We need to hire a person in a gimp suit who plays Megadeth songs on some sort of musical instrument made from chainsaws and human femurs.
Do you shoot missiles from you bra? Because I think that’s the aesthetic we’re going for.