youre right, striders dont have much “manpain”, they are relatively less brooding and depressed than the other dersites or the prospit girls

i was actually surprised that dave was as un-angsty as he is! all the fanart i’d seen had given me weird expectations of mainpain and fake coolkid bravado.

but thats the thing, the reason people bat their eyes at “strider manpain” is because the lines between canon and fanon are blurred. fanon has striders moping about literally everything. you dont see much fanart of rose going grimdark or drinking, but you see a shitton of dave and dirk with their heads cut off or something. its because in the 2012 craze most fans liked the boys a lot more than the girls. thats where the resentment to “manpain” comes from, people’s experiences with fan misogyny.

in fact you dont see any fandom angst for jade or jane or roxy at all. most of the girls go to terezi and vriska lmfao but even then that wasnt until Act 66I5 - three years after that arc started. before then, terezi got a lot of hate from - take a guess - davekat fans.

so consider that next time you see someone talk about “manpain”, tell them theyre taking fanon mistakes out on canon.

I have no idea how I wrote fic before I crowd-sourced my research. You guys are great. I’m so happy to know VIP dining rooms and these other options exist. I agree that all those joint meals in fic are not very plausible but this is the problem with writing canon fics, the boys are not only doing their own thing a lot of the time, they’re also too goddamn famous to be hanging out in normal people ways. UNFORTUNATELY all we want is for them to engage in sophisticated and unproblematic banter while sitting on each others’ heads so we gotta make up these group scenarios. Getting them out of hotel rooms is indeed THE DREAM. Anyway, THANK YOU ALL!!

Okay but imagine the OT5 getting some quality down time together. Like maybe it’s one of those summer days where the sky just opens up and it’s pouring so hard that there’s no way the gang could do any cabeswater/glendower stuff. 

  • Adam and Blue happen to have the day off so everyone just heads to Monmouth and they all just hang out.
  • They all pile into Gansey’s bed and pull out his laptop to watch netflix or something and they can barely hear it over the sound of the rain on the metal roof.
  • But of course the power goes out half way through the movie and everyones terrified(Ronan chose something scary and now they’re all jumpy) 
  • so Gansey and Adam go find like a bunch of random candles that are all different shapes and sizes (theres birthday cake candles and some of those scented candles labeled things like “deep forrest pine” and “Christmas miracles” or some shit and Gansey pretends they’re his but they’re probably Ronan’s tbh) 
  • They’re still hella freaked from the movie and candle light is only 20% less creepy than total darkness.
  • One particularly big thunder clap and suddenly Gansey’s holding onto Blues hand and Noah’s face is buried in her chest and Ronan’s leaning closer to Adam than he’d ever dare to in the daylight. 
  • It’s obvious everyones scared at this point so Gansey asks Ronan to tell them the old stories that Niall used to tell him when he was little. Ronan groans and rolls his eyes but he see’s Adam and Blue lean in a little closer in anticipation so he gives in. They’re mostly old fairy tales, and Adam loves the way his voice sounds, with just a hint of an accent lacing his words.
  • And so Ronan talks and talks until the thunder starts to fade and everyone’s fallen asleep around him and Adam’s head is in his lap and Blue’s arms are wrapped around his leg and he can’t remember the last time a thunder storm made him feel so safe and warm and happy.

picture this

after dan ruffles phil’s hair, phil shouts “okay, that’s enough!” but dan keeps going and he laughs then phil keeps laughing and it just turns into a silly fight about messing up the other’s hair and they end up on the floor giggling and an eventual ‘i give up’ from dan because he can feel the hobbit hair coming and decides to end it by suprising phil with a kiss and wow i just gave myself a lot of pheels.

anonymous asked:

Hey Momma. Do you have head canons for the trolls body kinds? I like t imagine some flexible and some really short and stuff, I'd love to know what you think.

Been asked this one a LOT. And the truth is my head canons vary a lot.. But I’ll give you a gist of what I think. Sorry they aren’t evenly distributed and in order haha.

anonymous asked:

Headcanon that Draco was the one who slipped Hermione the ripped page about Basilisks because we all know Hermione wouldn't damage books. (Also we saw Draco rip out a page in the beginning of the movie). There's a post about this somewhere, too....

You mean this post: (x)? That’s a pretty cool theory actually. I’m not sure about it though, I think Draco was telling the truth when he said he didn’t know anything about the Chamber. It does seem weird that Hermione is going around damaging books though, maybe she used a photocopying spell or something like that…

Have HxH Trans Headcanons?

Okay I think about this a lot, but most fandoms seem to be hit and miss with having their own, specific, transgender tag (I got really lucky and spoiled with the Yowapedal fandom and the transbikes tag, because it updated regularly and from a large variety of users).

Given that Hunter x Hunter has it’s own canon trans characters, and I’ve seen loads of people with their own head anons about the characters, I thought it was time that there was an offered and well known tag people could put it in if they wanted? It’d make content that usually feels like a needle in a haystack easily found, and I know I’m not the only one that’d like to see a tag like this.

I think #transhunters is a tag that makes sense for the series?? So if people could reblog this so it could become a thing that’d be extremely awesome of you!

We Are Young (And Sometimes Reckless)

Lexa leans further until their cheeks brush again and Clarke feels her warm breath in her ear when she whispers softly, “You’re not that lucky,” Clarke can feel her smiling, “Not yet.” 

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you live with ghosts

semi-canon compliant. superhero Skye confronts supervillain Ward. Except maybe he’s not that much of a supervillain, and maybe nothing’s ever black and white.  And maybe Skye hates him.  And maybe she doesn’t at all.

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Heres the rest of the characters for the head canon prompt you guys c: three days after i posted the first set…¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 



What they smell like: He smells so fucking good. He just smells sexy theres no other way to describe it. Just imagine a woody aroma with a dash of orange blossoms

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): He goes to bed late and sleeps in till his alarm goes off for a third time but not enough to make him have to rush. He hogs the cover so much during the night and he moves his legs around a lot, you will get kicked. He moves his body around in general. While he falls asleep on his back, during his sleep he’ll always end up turning over and hugging either a pillow or part of the blanket against his head so if he was sharing a bed you can bet he’d get his grip on you and you’d be held against him until he wakes up.

What music they enjoy: Kuroo likes his rock and pop punk but he also likes the tunes you’d hear at a club 

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: After actually getting out of bed he’ll only take like 20 minutes to be out of the house. 5 of that being him trying to get his hair to flatten but to no avail

Their favorite thing to collect: posters of gravure idols probably bc he’s a teenage boy

Favourite sport: Vb 

Favourite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): He’d check out any fun places they have in the area like fairs and the cool monuments and stuff 

Favourite kind of weather: Crispy but sunny autumn days 

A weird/obscure fear they have: He’s probably one of those people that flinch away from dogs

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: darts 

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I really don’t get why people say that Eremika will never happen because SNK is a shounen. Like, okay, but romance is not a new thing in shounen. At all. Narurto/Hinata and Sasuke/Sakura from Naruto, Edward/Winry and Roy/Riza from FMA, Natsu/Lucy from Fairy Tail, I know the there’s at least one substantial lesbian ship in Kill la Kill and another ship in Sword Art Online… And that’s off the top of my fucking head. Literally every shounen I’ve ever seen (because i don’t watch a lot of anime) has at least one ship that was developed from the very beginning and ends up canon or heavily implied be canon, and it is always between the main character and someone dear to them and slowly developed over the course of the series. *cough*

Alright, so we all know that Eren is FAR from being a super romantic guy. I think it would take him a while to notice his feelings for Mikasa. When he does, he doesn’t really know what to think. He blushes a lot when he sees her, is mesmerized, and has a feeling in his chest that he doesn’t understand, thus, being extremely confused. He would try to interact with Mikasa, but for some reason, he gets horribly nervous. This would frustrate him greatly. In the end he would probably talk to Armin about this weird phenomenon he his having, and Armin obviously knows what’s up. When Armin happily tells Eren the news,  Eren wouldn’t want to believe it, and would deny the fact he’s in love with Mikasa. Overtime though, he lets the feelings settle in.  

anonymous asked:

my favorite head canon is the Sam makes the world's best brownies, when Cas was human and came to the bunker he ate them all the time because "omg Sam what do you put in these things they're so good omg" and Dean just laughs his ass off and eats brownies too and at some point there was probably a brownie batter fight between Sam and Dean and everyone was happy (i hope you're night gets better, lots of love <3)

I love this

(and you)

superphantasmic asked:

Head canon: one day Dan tweets: "something really amazing just happened. The best moment of my life. Announcement later." And Phil just tweets: ":)". A few hours and lots of phandom panic later, Dan posts a photo on Instagram: it's them kissing with big smiles and dan's left hand is on phil's cheek and we can see an engagement ring on it his finger. Idk I'm bored.


lmao so i fell asleep before i could delete the head canon prompt and got a whole lot more characters then i was initially gonna do so I’m answering them all under the cut and in separate posts so as not to clutter <3



What they smell like: He smells mysteriously like oranges

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Hinata sleeps sprawled across his bed, legs arms hanging off the sides and a little patch of drool by his mouth. Also he moves. Don’t share a bed with him unless you want to wake up to his foot practically in your mouth. He goes to bed quite early because he’s excited for the next day.

What music they enjoy: Anything upbeat that makes him feel like dancing

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: Like 5 mins getting dressed and 15 mins eating breakfast and trying not to fall asleep at the table

Their favorite thing to collect: sea-shells

Favourite sport: Hmm I wonder

Favourite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): He definitely likes to check out the local food and eat something he’s never tried before

Favourite kind of weather: Sunny! 

A weird/obscure fear they have: He doesn’t trust crabs, they creep him out

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: any dancing games

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I wish people would stop being like “Matt can’t be asexual because he sleeps with everyone in the comics. People who think he’s ace are so stupid.” 

First of all people can have whatever head canon they want and it doesn’t need to be supported by canon

Second of all most of these head canons are based on the tv series which has already deviated a lot from the comics. So it’s not like things that are canon for the comics are canon for the series. And although Foggy has implied Matt has a lot of sex we haven’t seen of evidence of that. In fact we’ve seen Matt imply to Foggy he’d had sex when he’d actually been out fighting crime. So who knows how many times he’d done that.

And third people can still have sex and be asexual.

Bottom line let people have whatever head canons they want, don’t make fun of them.


If you really twisted my arm and made me choose an all-time favorite character, not just from FMA, but from anything, I think I would have to choose Lust.

Her development weaves beautifully with the show’s major arcs; unique, but still so connected to the most central themes of the series in spite of her limited interactions with the protagonists. Her quiet, deeply personal journey of self-discovery and internal philosophizing blows the tired trope of “What makes a human?” out of the water and breathes nuance into it. Hers is an arc of intense self-questioning usually only given to male characters, and it revolves heavily around men without ever subtracting from her own agency in the plot.

But writing is only part of the battle in a TV series, and BONES beautifully sells Lust’s shifting demeanor throughout canon through her expressions and body language alone. Pictured above is basically all of this character’s screentime. Comparatively, there isn’t a whole lot, but none of it is wasted, even though the truly head-turning segments of her arc don’t show until the series is already three-fifths over.

Episodes 1-34

Lust is effectively sold to the audience as the femme-fetale and the puppetmaster. Although there are whispers of a person who is in control of the homunculi, we are never given the impression that Lust has no control over the situation. She hides in the shadows, smirks and muses to herself from a distance, plays coy with the humans. This facade cracks only once: when Edward accuses her of being hungry for nothing but power. It is perhaps the first moment of unguarded emotion we see, and it is over as quickly as it begins, leaving use questioning, leaving us wanting more. 

But we aren’t going to get it for another 12 episodes.

Episodes 35-42

The tumult of her character’s journey. We see Lust through her own unguarded eyes and in her own environment rather than through the eyes of other characters. She’s not just showing up to stir the pot when it’s convenient, anymore. From the viewer’s perspective, she starts to remember her human life, but from an in-universe perspective, this first started happening to her two years ago. Beginning with her ruined reunion with Lujon and concluding with her first betrayal of Dante and the subsequent death of Scar, Lust is exploring. She is answering questions about herself, (Where did she come from?) only to be met with harder ones (Who is she, really?). She confronts the only remaining fragments of her past head-on, and it ends in disaster and a fall from grace with the only party she can call an ally. Played by Dante’s intentionally provoking decisions in Lior and desperate for answers and humanity, she throws away her allegiance to the other sins only to lose the spark of hope and connection to the past she has discovered for herself.

Save for Gluttony’s love and undying trust (Gluttony, whom she left behind to pursue her goals), she is now, effectively, completely alone.

Episodes 43-47

Lust breaks slowly, quietly, and with such grace that she finds meaning even in her measly death on an abandoned factory floor at the hands of a confused child. Her final weeks are like the last, no-holds-barred stand of a dwindled army. In a darkly appropriate full circle, she’s dragged from the desert back to Dante with her head hung in defeat. If there could be one added scene in the series, I would want it to be her capture between 42 and 43. There is so much potential for interaction between her and her fellow homunculi in those off screen moments, but we do get a pretty good idea of how it went down simply from body language. Pride and Sloth are quite pleased with themselves. Gluttony is terrified. 

And Lust is in a state of broken silence that never completely leaves her from this point forward.

There are genuine smiles, now, but they’re sad, weighted, and tired. She has dared to lower her walls a hair, only to have them stripped away and exploited. All she has left is a shaky alliance with the Elrics, and we know how well that goes.

Can there ever be dignity in death? It is a debatable question, but Lust comes damn close to it. She has exhausted every option, explored every feeble opportunity for hope beyond her life as an enslaved homunculus, but the cards were stacked against her from the start. She faces death with her memories of humanity and a gentle smile. It may not be a traditional blaze of glory, but it is a transcendence from all that has caused her suffering in her doomed second life. 

She’s free.

danielleblogsjohnlock asked:

NSFW 11!?

  1. Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm?

I don’t know why that’s doing that formatting, but i’m too drunk to sort it. 


John’s an “I love you” kind of guy during sex. I imagine a lot of oh god, sherlock i love you so much when he’s getting really close.

John would also ask, constantly, if sherlock was okay with everything, if something felt good, even after they’ve been in a sexual relationship for a long time. he would just be checking on him, it’s his nature. lots of do you like that? and is this alright?

when Sherlock was the one getting close, john would be full of that’s it, that’s it, oh my god, you’re beautiful, i’ve got you, sweetheart and all that really encouraging, reassuring talk that he’s almost there with in the show, but, he’s holding back some of that effusive love because they aren’t together. once they’re together, it’s just going to be a john watson praise party all the time. 

sherlock would i think tune in to john’s few insecurities, and try to alleviate them. he’d touch and kiss his scar, his little bit of paunch. he’d whisper how gorgeous john is, how sexy, and of course he means it, he means it down to his core, but he’d also say it because he knows it makes john feel good to hear it. 

and i think sherlock would be a wonderful cuddler afterwards, all snugged up against john’s side, rubbing little sleepy patterns on his chest and humming with contentment, kissing at his neck, until he fell asleep. 


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Silly Carlos head-canons

- Carlos has a stuffed therizinosaurus named Francis Bacon, because Francis Bacon made the very scientific and perhaps most scientific quote of, “science is like, really cool, maybe the coolest, as in like, so cool you can’t begin to understand how cool it is. Just kidding, yes you can understand how cool it is, that’s why I made the scientific method. That’ll help you understand how cool it is.”

- Carlos has had said stuffed dinosaur since he was very young. 

- Carlos wears a lot of sciencey t-shirts, but only the scientifically accurate ones, of course. His personal favorite is this one! Well, one of them! >w<

- Carlos bakes a lot of cookies in the shape of beakers or atoms! They are the most scientific when they are in those shapes, after all. uvu

- Carlos has a ton of science-patterned socks. He also has a lot of socks with desert wildlife like cacti on them. owo/

- Because he is so loving and friendly, Carlos has become friends with terrifying monsters in Night Vale that people tend to shy away from, aside from the ones that are actually malevolent and almost ate him. But Carlos has forgiven them and I think he might’ve become friends with some of the ones that initially tried to eat him!

- Carlos occasionally takes naps out in the sun. ewe

- Carlos’ lab has a ton of swivel chairs. And for this reason, instead of walking he just scoots around his lab, and sometimes he and David and Rochelle have races in the hallway!

- Carlos loves all animals, even cats, which he are allergic to. But any given animal he loves and will hug and snuggle even if they give him a stuffy nose and scratchy eyes. He actually really loves Khoshekh and let Khoshekh sleep on his lap and snuggle with him even if Khoshekh made him sick. ;w;

- Coffee is made in weird ways in the Palmer-the Scientist household, because Cecil is the one taking a hammer and shouts to his coffee and Carlos brews it normally. Cecil’s coffee is black with nothing in it, while Carlos takes it with vanilla cream and sugar. owo/

- Carlos thinks cells are the absolute cutest and most fascinating because they are tiny little balls of pure life and are absolutely exciting!

- Carlos and Cecil grow some plants in the garden; Carlos grows smaller ones, like some succulents or tiny cacti! Ohh, and Carlos keeps all the cool rocks he finds in the garden, too! :D

- Ahhh, sometimes I think Carlos does imrpov with his science team since he did theater in college. It would be super cute and funny! >W<