make up two characters and send them on a date
"Really, Constance?" Xerdonis asked, his yellow eyes glowing faintly in the dim lighting of the bar. "I’m never letting you choose where we go to dinner again!"
The light-skinned drow crossed his hairless lavender arms on the table. His elven wife grinned across the table at him, her hazel eyes bright. She had put no real effort into her appearance, instead simply throwing her light brown hair into a ponytail and throwing on a simple outfit.
A waiter came and placed salads in front of them. Constance took a long drink from the green bottle at the table. Even before he had met her, Constance had been an alcoholic; Xerdonis had tried several times to try to wean her off the liquor. It wasn’t going to happen. He had to deal with the habit.
But a bar? Really?
A pretty black-haired woman jumped on top of a table. She waved her hand at one side of the room. Dance music immediately resonated through the room and she began to dance. Men and women alike flocked over to the table she was dancing on, screaming and cheering her on.
"Sometimes I wonder why I married you," Xerdonis said with a huff.
"Oh, you know you love me. I bet she’s giving you a boner, though." Constance winked at him. Xerdonis’ cheeks turned a dark purple and averted his gaze. She laughed at him and took a long drink of her alcohol.
They sat in silence for a couple more moments. Xerdonis squirmed in his seat, attempting to keep his eyes off the woman dancing. She threw her bra down at someone below her and was just beginning to take off her underwear. Constance raised an eyebrow at her husband, but said nothing.
Xerdonis laid money on the table and got up. He readjusted his pants and pulled Constance from her chair, leading her out of the bar and into the dirty streets of Xidwin. Hover cars drifted by over the asphalt, orange streetlamps reflecting off them as they floated past.
"Hey, hey, you made me leave my alcohol!" Constance whined, smacking the top of Xerdonis’ hand. He let go immediately. "You had better fuck me hard to make up for that."
They both grinned at each other and made their way back home.
lul awkward date is awkward